Not my fault! Bee started it!
Bee: YOU NEED A ROBOT NANNY THAT NEVER TIRES.
Sera: Spawn would probably break it.xD;
Bee: XDD "Robo-Nanny contains small parts that may be dangerous to children under three years old." "WHY IS THIS PRODUCT DEFEATING ITS OWN PURPOSE?"
Sera: heheheheheeee
Sera: . . . i can so see any of Mnem's offspring or subsequent offspring's offspring with a robo-nanny.
Sera: And it always gets blown up at the end of the episode!
Bee: HEE. It's the running gag of our Family of Mnem-Rai-Ader-Minh TV series! It's that, and gross child neglect!
Sera: It also touches tough topics like alcoholism, date-rape, and an overwhelming saracasm that's difficult to avoid!
Bee:
All ending in the surreal series finale when their house blows up and kills them all (OR DOES IT?), Disappeared Dad Rai reveals that he's been plotting to bomb the Lowlands by mind-controlling his powerful grandchildren, Ader and Hadyn cry over daddy issues, and then it's revealed that everyone is actually a platypus.
Sera: Cut to black!
Bee: It'll be the critics' darling!
Sera: i feel i should push you now to draw up the shot ofthem all standing under the series title. xD
Bee: Oh my god.
Sera: hehehe
Bee: That would be incredible.
Bee: Though: so many people.
Sera: /you should totally do this thing, Bee.
Bee: The Raiders alone are their own spin-off.
Sera: IT WOULD BE EPIC, LIKE THE FAMILY.
Sera: xDD
Sera: They showed up once and the audience loved them
Sera: So they got their own show
Sera: As did Thalia and Tosiek
Bee: XD Oh god.
Sera: /But that one didn't run too long because the viewing audience kept getting confused at wot was going on and moms everywhere had the vague feeling that their children were being encouraged to do illegal things.
Bee: XDDDDD And it becomes a cult favorite. "CANCELLED UNJUSTLY, I SAY. THE MORAL GUARDIANS STRIKE AGAIN."
Sera: About that time, the main show was moved to prime time. Producers tried to tone down the drug and alcohol overtones, but that didn't poll well. So they were encouraged to return to their original ventures. xD
Sera: xDDD
Sera: Oddly enough, Mnem didn't show up very often dring that time period, and it was questioned whether she was fired.
Sera: In the end, though, she was too much the character everyone feared to hate, so she came back in her full glory.
Sera: *coughs*
Bee: XDDDD Just in time to team up with Minh in a harrowing but awesome season-long arc in which they kick the asses of everyone, ever, for no discernable reason other than that they can.
Sera: xDDDDDD
Bee: This of course is when the fanbase started complaining about blatant fanservice to 18-35 year old males in the form of Mnem's low-cut shirts and constant lesbian innuendo.
Bee: I'm getting way to into this imaginary series.
Bee: XD
Bee: *too
Sera: The producer quickly replied that this was not int he least bit true, as Mnem was simply fulfilling her own needs with the way she dressed and acted and was really just being herself.
Sera: To which all the women watching reacted with disgust and envy.
Sera: xD That's because this is an AWESOME imaginary series. xD;
Bee: Ehehehehe. >3
Sera: hehehe
Bee: Okay, I'm getting my sketchbook.
Bee: What are we calling this?
Bee: Officially?
Sera: xDDDDD
Sera: Hrms. . . Something catchy but not too revealing. . . xD
Sera: Or something totally off the wall. xD
Sera: Just as You Are? xD;;;
Sera: Cheap Shots
Sera: *coughs*
Bee: XDDDDD
Sera: Days and Nights: A Capital Adventure of Life and Love
Sera: That sounds like a romance novel
Sera: xD;
Bee: XD Suits of Our Lives.
Sera: HHEEEEE
Sera: xDDDDDD
Sera: i like that one. xD;
Bee: XDDD <3
Sera: <33
Sera: Does that have too much soap opera overtones, though? i'm sure they cast this series as something serious.
Sera: *coughs* xD;;;
Bee: XDDDDD It's a rare genre known as...camp noir.
Bee: XD
Sera: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
