[Almost-fic] SoD CHAT!

[Greenie]

I blame Bee. This is possibly the most random thing to ever splurt out of my brain and as always I apologize in advance for any retinal scarring that may occur.

Danger. Swearing. (Se.)

What would happen if our characters had AIM and had regular chats?

SUITS OF DECADENCE
CHAT OF DOOM

KEY
Ceilingcatfor the win: Peaches
Lovepuppy77: Helena
Guysanddolls: Iphis
Angrymouse: Aderlass
TeaPartyMadness: Hatter
Squeedlybirdy: Pascha
Vengeance4all: Casey
Angryappletini: Mnem
Donjuan: Malc
Alltehyummyppl: Ira
Fuckyou: Se
ParanoidAnger: Whip

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Squeedlybirdy, you are now entering chat beansproutsgoinacloset.
Current members: Angrymouse, angryappletini, donjuan, fuckyou, ceilingcatforthewin.

Angrymouse: Cha! *pounce*
Squeedlybirdy: Eh?
Donjuan: *MOLESTS*
Squeedlybirdy: Sweet jesus >__>
Angrymouse: Have you seen Ignasi?
Squeedlybirdy: Was I supposed to? *cough*
Angrymouse: …….
Ceilingcatforthewin: Cleart?
Angrymouse: … Yeah.
Ceilingcatforthewin: you just missed him
Angrymouse: Well shit.
Squeedlybirdy: See, I told you I didn’t drop him do—uh.
Alltehyummyppl has entered the room.
Alltehyummyppl: Has anyone seen Se? He had some emo away message up then signed off, and now won’t answer the phone.
Angrymouse: Nope.
Ceilingcatforthewin: Can’t say I have, sorry.
Alltehyummyppl: Damn.
Alltehyummyppl has left the room.
Angrymouse: Anyways, what was that you were saying about Ignasi? *eyes*
Squeedlybirdy: So Malc, did you read that book I gave you?
Donjuan: Book?
Squeedlybirdy: Yeah, that chess book, remember? So you actually have a chance against me?
Donjuan: PFFT. I kick your ass, pasty bird!
Squeedlybirdy: Ha. You wish. You lost it, didn’t you.
Donjuan: … OF COURSE I DIDN’T.
Donjuan: brb.
Squeedlybirdy: Riiiight.
Angrymouse: k.
TeaPartyMadness has entered the room.
Ceilingcatforthewin: hatter!
TeaPartyMadness: Hi! *glomp*
Angrymouse: Sup?
Ceilingcatforthewin: *tackled*
TeaPartyMadness: Peaches, I found an awesome new tea!
Ceilingcatforthewin: really?
Squeedlybirdy: *gag* ><
TeaPartyMadness: What’s this, you don’t like tea?
Squeedlybirdy: GAG ME WITH A SPOON, hell no.
TeaPartyMadness: *LE GASP*
Squeedlybirdy: >___> Coffee, please.
Angrymouse: Tea is good for you!
Squeedlybirdy: Drinking tea is like putting dirt in a cup, adding pee, sugar, and limes, and then drinking it.
TeaPartyMadness: Well, it kind of is, if you take out the pea. Leaves are kind of like dirt, right?
Squeedlybirdy: MY POINT.
Donjuan: Back.
Angrymouse: Did you find the book?
Donjuan: What book?
Squeedlybirdy: The book you went to look for..
Donjuan: Huh? I went to pee..
Squeedlybirdy: …. I’m going to go impale myself on something, bbl.
Angrymouse: XD Have fun!
Donjuan: Can I come?
Squeedlybirdy: No.
Squeedlybirdy has left the room.
Donjuan: Aww! Do you think he’ll kick me out if I go see?
Angrymouse: .. Yeah.
Ceilingcatforthewin: /I/ would..
TeaPartyMadness: So about that tea, it’s a new Midori kind I discovered!
Ceilingcatforthewin: if i try it, am i going to get high?
TeaPartyMadness: I haven’t yet, but I suppose if you had enough you might get a caffeine high?
Ceilingcatforthewin: .. then whats the point?
Angrymouse: Tea!
Angryappletini has entered the room.
Angryappletini: My high-senses are tingling!
TeaPartyMadness: Oh good timing Mnem, I was talking about a Midori tea I discovered.
Angryappletini: Midori and tea in the same sentence, but not weed?
Ceilingcatforthewin: what a concept
Angryappletini: How about you give me some weed and call it tea and we’ll call it a deal?
TeaPartyMadness: Well I suppose if you really want to, but it might ruin the tea.
Ceilingcatforthewin: hat, i dont think she wants tea
TeaPartyMadness: =(
Angrymouse: *snicker*
Alltehyummyppl has entered the room.
Fuckyou has entered the room.
Angryappletini: FUCK.
Angryappletini has left the room.
Alltehyummyppl: I don’t think mum wants to talk to us, Se. *snort*
Fuckyou: fuck off. Why am I in here anyways?
Alltehyummyppl: Because you’re social. Now shut up and be nice.
Ceilingcatforthewin: hello to you too boys
Fuckyou: …………
Alltehyummyppl: Hiya!
TeaPartyMadness: Do you like tea, Se?
Angrymouse: IT RHYMES!
Alltehyummyppl: Tease, tease! Hehe!
Fuckyou: what the fucking hell is WRONG with you people?
Alltehyummyppl: He likes tea, Hatter. =)
Fuckyou: shitter. I’m going to pee in your pancakes tomorrow
Alltehyummyppl: And I’ll switch plates! *glee*
TeaPartyMadness:
Angrymouse: .. yummy?
Ceilingcatforthewin: i prefer syrup, but whatever floats your boat
Fuckyou: fuck this joint
Fuckyou has left the room.
Alltehyummyppl: Bit of a party pooper, isn’t he?
Angrymouse: Where’d you find him?
Alltehyummyppl: In the bathroom, writing emo poetry on the walls in “his blood” (food dye)
Ceilingcatforthewin: thatll come off nicely
TeaPartyMadness: I’ve heard that tea can work as a wonderful stain remover in the right circumstance.
Donjuan: I FOUND THE BOOK!
Vengeance4all has entered the room.
Vengeance4all: I. AM. CASEY!!!!
Vengeance4all has left the room.
Ceilingcatforthewin: .... i hate him
Angrymouse: I thought you were going to go bug Cha?
Donjuan: I tried, but he had the door locked and wasn’t budging when I said I’d give him a present.. =( So I looked for the book instead!
TeaPartyMadness: What is this book you speak of?
Donjuan: A chess book he wants me to read.
Ceilingcatforthewin: what kind of geek reads a book on chess
Angrymouse: Pascha.
Donjuan: Pasch does. And then I distract him by ripping out the pages and drawing sexy piercings on them!
Angrymouse: *twitch*
Ceilingcatforthewin: SO ABOUT THAT TEA.
TeaPartyMadness: TEA! Wait, I left some on!
TeaPartyMadness has left the room.
Ceilingcatforthewin: …… right
Angrymouse: This talk of tea makes me thirsty.
Alltehyummyppl: Me too, but I don’t want tea. *grin*
ParanoidAnger has entered the room.
Angrymouse: Whip! You are actually using that sn I set up for you?
ParanoidAnger: …… Yes.
Ceilingcatforthewin: why not just make a new one?
ParanoidAnger: …….I could not figure out how to do so.
Alltehyummyppl: Seriously? It’s easy, dude.
Angrymouse: *cracks up*
Alltehyummyppl: All you do is click the link that says “make a sn” when you first start up aim
Alltehyummyppl: and it opens this internet window
ParanoidAnger: What?
Alltehyummyppl: … aim, dude. What you’re using?
ParanoidAnger: ….. What?
Angrymouse: OMFG. *rofls*
ParanoidAnger: I don’t understand. Are you laughing at me?
Angrymouse: Nonono. Nope.
Ceilingcatforthewin: heh, i am
Alltehyummyppl: …. >___> Do I need to trek over there and show you how to use the comp, pops?
ParanoidAnger: Don’t call me pops.
Alltehyummyppl: Mom already left, don’t worry. I think I’m going to go make sure Se didn’t exchange the food dye for someone /else’s/ blood.. bbl!
Alltehyummyppl has left the room.
ParanoidAnger: What does bbl mean?
Ceilingcatforthewin: …. Blubbering blue lamps.
Angrymouse: … XDDD
ParanoidAnger: What?
Ceilingcatforthewin: nothin
Guysanddolls has entered the room.
Lovepuppy77 has entered the room.
Lovepuppy77: IPHIS SEE IPHIS I TOLD YOU THERE WERE PEOPLE HERE.
ParanoidAnger: I must.. attend to things.
ParanoidAnger has left the room.
Lovepuppy77: =(!!!!
Guysannddolls: Really? Hehe, I wasn’t sure, but I see now!
Ceilingcatforthewin: why do I stay here?
Angrymouse: Complete and total boredom?
Ceilingcatforthewin: i wish
Vengeance4all has entered the room.
Vengeance4all: I. AM. CASEY!
Vengeance4all has left the room.
Ceilingcatforthewin: MUST HE MAKE BAD BEOWULF SPOOFS. CHRIST ON A STICK!
Angrymouse: o___O
Guysanddolls: Somebody hasn’t had enough teeeaaa today! Teehee!
Lovepuppy77: He sounds like he needs a cuddle! ;D
Ceilingcatforthewin: freaking hell i need a shower
Angrymouse: Seeya.
Ceilingcatforthewin has left the room.
Lovepuppy77: Ooh, guys, guys! The hot guy from the bar is here I gotta run!
Guysanddolls: YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EVERYTHING LATER! EVERYTHING!
Lovepuppy77: ;D Don’t worry, I’ll share!
Lovepuppy77 has left the room.
Guysanddolls: *___* She’s so lucky *sigh*
Angrymouse: ………
Angrymouse has left the room.
Guysanddolls: Hello?
Guysanddolls: Anyone?
Guysanddolls: Helena said people would be here…..
Guysanddolls: *sniffle*
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CHAT CLOSES.

[Kari Muffin]

XD *crackup* That... was wonderful. I now want to make the SN ceilingcatforthewin. That was /quite/ amusing.

[Kasatsu]

<333333333333333333333333333333

*CRACKSUPS WITH AMUSEMENT*

[Vyn]

This is win XDD [greatly amused]

[Spiderfly]

... oh wow this rules so hard. And MAN does Malc love that sn XDD

[Bee]

Poor Iphis, left all alone. XD This was filled with brilliance, lovely.

Or, rather:

This. Was. BRILLIANCE!

*spazzes merrily away*

[Greenie]

XD I'm glad ya'll enjoyed. My muse certainly did.

[seraaches]

lol Oopsie on the problems though.

[Ry]

XD I demand more fic from you. *GLEE AT THIS, SO BADLY*