Post by Bee on Dec 3, 2010 20:21:26 GMT -5
Long ago Bee put Dark up for sale and invited people to take her for a spin. How did it end?
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Apparently the Dark hit a rough patch of road during Greenie's test drive and revealed that her filters hadn't been changed in years, resulting in her art having a somewhat yellowish tint. Who on earth puts tracing paper in their Dark? Bee is clearly bad at maintenance.
Lucca's test drive started out well enough, the Dark performing to standard and turning out a lovely Eldy!
Then, sadly, Lucca discovered that sometimes the Dark goes on the fritz and drops from fourth gear to first, resulting in creatures being reduced to a very base state. This wurm looks like it may be a relative of your dragon; perhaps a bastard cousin. Or maybe it is just the dragon after WoW has nerfed it in a new patch. Looks like you picked a bad time to drive your Dark; she clearly was too focused on gaming.
What's this? Lauryn must be an erratic driver, because Dark just went all over the fucking place on this one. Dark appears not to be an all-terrain artist. What a disappointment! In the end, she might not be the Dark for Lauryn.
Callypso's test drive was sadly cut in half by unforeseen failures in Dark's ability to make long-distance trips.
Dark drove well for Harps, mostly because Harps took her for a short, structured drive around the block. Harps is blissfully unaware of Dark's many mechanical deficiencies. Poor girl is in for a shock if she buys her!
Then, sadly, Lucca, Cally and Harps all got in the Dark at once, and maximum capacity was exceeded, resulting in shoddy performances in all aspects of the attempted design. Dark is obviously not a family vehicle.
Blue found out what happens when Dark is faced with a new and challenging task, as she decided to take the Dark over very rough drawing territory. The Dark proved unable to succeed, and apparently steered HERSELF to easier road. The paper bag is perhaps also a metaphor for Dark's shame.
The Dark tried to make it up to Blue by performing well on the easy road, but she ran out of gas and stopped at a sketch.
Vyn's first attempt to drive the Dark was shaky. She would turn over but not start, resulting in only a partial picture.
But after repeated attempts and some shouting, the Dark finally revved to life and performed admirably. I'm not sure Vyn wants a Dark that is so unreliable.
Dark drove to Kari's expectations, but those expectations were disturbing. The Dark might have a curse. Better check her owner's manual and make sure she wasn't written by Stephen King.
When Ry took Dark for a spin, she found nothing wrong with her! Amazing! Like Harps, however, Ry should beware. The Dark likes to lure drivers into a false sense of security before completely breaking down.
Yuiven found that she had to pull a lot of weird tricks to get Dark to run. She had to make sure her wheels were pointed slightly left, that she was in neutral, and nothing could be in the passenger seat! The Dark is even more fickle than she thought!
Leopardstar got lucky. She drove the Dark after she had been warmed up in the morning but before the day had exhausted her, and ended up with a smooth ride.
Jenn tried to start Dark on a cold morning and she wouldn't budge. Gotta see about fixing that. Jenn is welcome back soon for another try, as the Bee and the Dark both love her.
This concludes the tests! Consider carefully whether you want to own this Dark, and begin your bidding.
Mama needs a new pair of shoes.
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Apparently the Dark hit a rough patch of road during Greenie's test drive and revealed that her filters hadn't been changed in years, resulting in her art having a somewhat yellowish tint. Who on earth puts tracing paper in their Dark? Bee is clearly bad at maintenance.
Lucca's test drive started out well enough, the Dark performing to standard and turning out a lovely Eldy!
Then, sadly, Lucca discovered that sometimes the Dark goes on the fritz and drops from fourth gear to first, resulting in creatures being reduced to a very base state. This wurm looks like it may be a relative of your dragon; perhaps a bastard cousin. Or maybe it is just the dragon after WoW has nerfed it in a new patch. Looks like you picked a bad time to drive your Dark; she clearly was too focused on gaming.
What's this? Lauryn must be an erratic driver, because Dark just went all over the fucking place on this one. Dark appears not to be an all-terrain artist. What a disappointment! In the end, she might not be the Dark for Lauryn.
Callypso's test drive was sadly cut in half by unforeseen failures in Dark's ability to make long-distance trips.
Dark drove well for Harps, mostly because Harps took her for a short, structured drive around the block. Harps is blissfully unaware of Dark's many mechanical deficiencies. Poor girl is in for a shock if she buys her!
Then, sadly, Lucca, Cally and Harps all got in the Dark at once, and maximum capacity was exceeded, resulting in shoddy performances in all aspects of the attempted design. Dark is obviously not a family vehicle.
Blue found out what happens when Dark is faced with a new and challenging task, as she decided to take the Dark over very rough drawing territory. The Dark proved unable to succeed, and apparently steered HERSELF to easier road. The paper bag is perhaps also a metaphor for Dark's shame.
The Dark tried to make it up to Blue by performing well on the easy road, but she ran out of gas and stopped at a sketch.
Vyn's first attempt to drive the Dark was shaky. She would turn over but not start, resulting in only a partial picture.
But after repeated attempts and some shouting, the Dark finally revved to life and performed admirably. I'm not sure Vyn wants a Dark that is so unreliable.
Dark drove to Kari's expectations, but those expectations were disturbing. The Dark might have a curse. Better check her owner's manual and make sure she wasn't written by Stephen King.
When Ry took Dark for a spin, she found nothing wrong with her! Amazing! Like Harps, however, Ry should beware. The Dark likes to lure drivers into a false sense of security before completely breaking down.
Yuiven found that she had to pull a lot of weird tricks to get Dark to run. She had to make sure her wheels were pointed slightly left, that she was in neutral, and nothing could be in the passenger seat! The Dark is even more fickle than she thought!
Leopardstar got lucky. She drove the Dark after she had been warmed up in the morning but before the day had exhausted her, and ended up with a smooth ride.
Jenn tried to start Dark on a cold morning and she wouldn't budge. Gotta see about fixing that. Jenn is welcome back soon for another try, as the Bee and the Dark both love her.
This concludes the tests! Consider carefully whether you want to own this Dark, and begin your bidding.
Mama needs a new pair of shoes.
