Ribbons, Dresses And Phobias [End]

[Kitty]

He took the offered piece of clothing and looked it over once more, becoming aware of the fact that he.... didn't exactly know how to put it on. He looked it over a bit more before giving in and peering back over at Iphis with his brow arched once more. Shirts, button up and non, were a bit more self explanatory.

Exactly ... how do you put this on?

His tail twitched as he waited, and then listened to the answer.... once that was all over with he felt a little... well, stupid really. He shouldn't need to ask people about things like that but he'd shove his pride to the side for now and make up for it with getting to flaunt his rank a bit.

He brought his hands up and first undid the buttons of his suit jacket, the ones keeping it closed were hidden .... the silver ones were simply for show, and hung it over the back of a nearby chair before doing the same with his fairly sheer, ruffly undershirt. It felt.... odd to be entirely unclothed in this form but at least that red Q that he was oh so proud of was visible now as he flattened down his shiny fur. It would also be made apparent that he really wasn't rotting anywhere and using clothing to cover it up.

[Bee]

"Oh, that's no problem," Iphis said, cheerfully. He was lucky; Morpheus wasn't really all that self-conscious. Made his job a little easier! He didn't have any rot on him either, which also made his job easier--figuring out a way to keep pus out of fabric or keep fabric from rubbing open wounds unpleasantly was never a good time, for either him or his client.

You'd think he'd get more business from Lowlanders trying to hide their rot, but it didn't seem to be the case--the very few Lowlanders he'd seen had sort of sneaked in at weird hours and acted like it was one of Mom's flower-selling transactions (though why selling flowers required such secrecy, he couldn't guess. Iphis supposed he would never understand the free market).

"Just step into the skirt--watch your tail, though, I'll have to make a little window for that I think, not too big a deal...And I'll lace up the bodice in back!"