Phaerun plays it safe! [Closed]

[brigandier]

“Goodness, I think I have concocted the greatest concoction that has ever been concocted.” Phaerun gleefully says to himself as he stares at a glass of sludgy blue slime in a glass vile. He has spent a month in the bottom of his pharmacy/lab trying to develop a new chemical that he believes will change the very fabric of civilization. “The world is ill prepared for a concoction such as this.” He says out loud, as he marvels as his ingenuity and his ability to scratch behind his ear with his foot while still holding the vile perfectly still. “Now, to venture into the brave world and find make a brave new friend to sample my product. Once the public has seen this in action, the world will share in my ideology that I truly am the most smart doctor in the WORLD......or at least town...”
Phaerun walks cautiously up the stairs that lead from his dungeon-like chemistry lab to a decent looking pharmacy/candy store. The walls are lined with strange colored jars of liquid. There are many tables in the lobby for patrons to sit at as they enjoyed (or recovered from) some of Phaerun’s creative candies and drugs. The tables we’re all covered with blue table clothes, just so everyone would remember that “Ol’ Man Blue” ran the place. As he ran outside, he caught a plethora of smells that assaulted his senses and gave him an overwhelming sense of satisfaction.
As he stepped outside, he saw many new cards that would definitely serve his needs as new friend. “Now, who will be my friend.....”

[seraaches]

(( Since no one's responded yet and you didn't mark this for any specific person, i'm going to assume it's open and jump in! Feel free to ignore, though. xD; ))

The skunk/sparrow hybrid slipped quickly into the store, dodging a crowd of kids who were hustling away one of their gagging comrades. He thought he heard one of them mention the green ones being a bad choice, but his attention was more on the store than on the calamities of strangers.

It was very blue here, but he was used to that. It also looked and smelled oddly, but no more oddly than his own apartment that he shared with the one person in the whole world that he cared deeply for, Thalia. A Corvie mix herself, Tosiek was here to inspect the wares of the shopkeeper at her behest.

The place looked as though a Corvie ran it, and when a black and blue dog stepped from a door in the back, Tosiek wasn't in the least surprised to see his guess confirmed. The hybrid fought the urge to sigh; Corvies were rather crazy, but he loved one, so he felt obligated to be at least a bit friendly to the strange Cards. As such, he began to mosey around the store, looking at the different jars and their contents and wondered just wot he should bring back for Thalia.

[brigandier]

The Corvie was shocked! How precious a friend to be acquanted with! A Diamond! Diamonds never ventured into his little abode. He felt a little bewildered, but a little awe-struck as he watched this skunkie-sparrowy creature walk about his abode. "I hope he doesn't make the place smell" he thinks to himself.
Phaerun straightened out his fur as much as possible, wanting to impress this card. Hopefully, if his little experiment worked (which was a total guarantee) he could present this to all of his friends, who (of course) had to be diamonds. He was so elated he almost dropped his bottle of precious blue goo.
Phaerun walked over the card, apprehensive at first. He plays it off as if he has an itch in his hind leg. As he moves closer, the feels a sense of ease eminating from the card, which is unusual from his previous experience with diamonds. He gets to the card, and puffs out his chest to show his bristling blue fur, making himself look as impressive as possible.
"Good afternoon, Mr.Diamond, How can I help you today"?

[seraaches]

(( sera dropped the ball with that uber hiatus; i'm so sorry! @__@; ))

Tosiek's close inspection of a bottle of fizzy red liquid was cut short when the canine suddenly talked to him. He hadn't noticed the near-drop nor, honestly, even the Card's approach. The Diamond didn't embarrass himself by jumping or squawking, though, so Tosiek thought he'd handled the surprise very well.

Mr. Diamond? That was a strange name! It caused the Jack to smile, however, amused by the title. "Actually," he answered easily. "I'm browsing for a gift for a close friend." He let his eyes sweep the store once again; nothing leapt out at him and this Club seemed to be fairly knowledgeable, and, if Tosiek was fortunate, would even actually remember what most of his concoctions and experiments were supposed to do. "Might you have an suggestions for me?"

Tosiek had put on a little bit of an air without meaning to; nothing arrogant, though confident and self-assured, as though he had ties to the Court and was willing and able to use them where he saw fit.