Post by Kari Muffin on Jul 21, 2009 15:23:37 GMT -5
Little tiny fic written for my own personal amusement, which was instigated by Xenon. Apparently it was in one of the PMs I didn't delete. Win.
"It sounded like he wath hurting you!"
"Othello calm down."
"NO! He wath doing bad thingth to you!"
"Othello."
"Mommy! What wath going on? Why were you making those thoounds, and why wath there thcreaming?"
"Listen. It was nothing bad. It was just something two people do when--"
"But what about Daddy?"
"What?"
"Won't Daddy be upthet when thhe cometh home?"
"Uh... uh well. We don't know when Daddy is coming home sweet heart. Mommy has some needs and Pale is helping with that. It's just a natural sort of thing. Remember I had this talk with you when you were younger?"
"No."
"You at least remember the topic of sex."
"Oh. Yeth. But that didn't thound like love."
"I didn't know someone like you knew what love sounded like."
"You and Daddy thounded different."
"... What? Oh Othello, please don't tell me you walked in on us."
"No. I thaw it once when I wath waiting for you to get done with paper work. Definately thounded different."
"I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that. Anyway. Pale and I were just having a different kind of sex."
"But why were you trying to make more babieth? Are we not good enough?"
"... You're making this harder than it really is Othello. When you grow up, you'll understand that Adults sometimes need things that children don't. I wasn't trying to make anymore babies, all of you are prefectly fine and I love you."
"But it still doethn't make thenthe."
Xiven silently cursed Pale for ditching her at the first possible chance. She could use some help right now. "Look...."
"Are you doing thith because Daddy ithn't coming back?"
"N-no. That's not it at all. Like I said before. I just... have needs. Sometimes Mommy gets very lonely without Daddy around and she needs someone to... reminder her what it's like to have Daddy around."
"When ith Daddy coming home?"
"I don't know."
"Thhe'th not coming home, ith thhe?"
"I really don't know sweetie. Can you go and play and leave Mommy alone for a while?"
"But..."
"Please?"
"Okay."
She made sure the boy was out of sight and out of hearing distance before she cursed. "Pale! Let's finish what we started damnit!"
Something I made to day to prevent me from falling asleep again. Theo sits on your window and blinks. I would have done another animation but I couldn't think of one. I used the program Otaku Mascot, so if anyone wants his file or the program you can poke me.
A few sketches from Otakon that aren't about the size of a quarter.
"It sounded like he wath hurting you!"
"Othello calm down."
"NO! He wath doing bad thingth to you!"
"Othello."
"Mommy! What wath going on? Why were you making those thoounds, and why wath there thcreaming?"
"Listen. It was nothing bad. It was just something two people do when--"
"But what about Daddy?"
"What?"
"Won't Daddy be upthet when thhe cometh home?"
"Uh... uh well. We don't know when Daddy is coming home sweet heart. Mommy has some needs and Pale is helping with that. It's just a natural sort of thing. Remember I had this talk with you when you were younger?"
"No."
"You at least remember the topic of sex."
"Oh. Yeth. But that didn't thound like love."
"I didn't know someone like you knew what love sounded like."
"You and Daddy thounded different."
"... What? Oh Othello, please don't tell me you walked in on us."
"No. I thaw it once when I wath waiting for you to get done with paper work. Definately thounded different."
"I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that. Anyway. Pale and I were just having a different kind of sex."
"But why were you trying to make more babieth? Are we not good enough?"
"... You're making this harder than it really is Othello. When you grow up, you'll understand that Adults sometimes need things that children don't. I wasn't trying to make anymore babies, all of you are prefectly fine and I love you."
"But it still doethn't make thenthe."
Xiven silently cursed Pale for ditching her at the first possible chance. She could use some help right now. "Look...."
"Are you doing thith because Daddy ithn't coming back?"
"N-no. That's not it at all. Like I said before. I just... have needs. Sometimes Mommy gets very lonely without Daddy around and she needs someone to... reminder her what it's like to have Daddy around."
"When ith Daddy coming home?"
"I don't know."
"Thhe'th not coming home, ith thhe?"
"I really don't know sweetie. Can you go and play and leave Mommy alone for a while?"
"But..."
"Please?"
"Okay."
She made sure the boy was out of sight and out of hearing distance before she cursed. "Pale! Let's finish what we started damnit!"
Something I made to day to prevent me from falling asleep again. Theo sits on your window and blinks. I would have done another animation but I couldn't think of one. I used the program Otaku Mascot, so if anyone wants his file or the program you can poke me.
A few sketches from Otakon that aren't about the size of a quarter.
