Post by Nathalia on May 16, 2010 17:49:19 GMT -5
So.............
My dears.
I'm terribly sorry.
I am aware that I missed an ass-load of birthdays, I know I missed some big ones and I'm sorry if it felt like you were being especially or terribly ignored.
But, lo!
You have not been forgotten.
Here are all of the birthday things, they have been waiting for you and now that they are all typed out, they are ready to roll right into your incredibly capable hands. <3
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Shini!!:
"Dragon's Hide": This neatly folded hide is nearly 35 feet long! What kind of monster could this have been stripped off of? The hide is incredibly thick and difficult to penetrate, covered in pebbly scales that shine like pure silver when the light hits them, though in artificial light or dim light, it appears to be an ugly and stained grey.
When touched, the hide will warp itself into a larger version of its owner's basic shape and hover about a foot off of them, but covering every space on their body. This gives the owner space to move without the heavy hide hampering them and keeps them exceedingly light on their feet. The hide can only be cut through by magical fire of any sort, though PM the admin if magical ice, snow, or water is used against it as it may give it additional...oddities.
The hide will wriggle about a little at night if left to its own devices and if left locked in a room by itself it will inexplicably have a few pieces of silver tucked under it in the morning.
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Jag!!:
Healing Tree: This gorgeous little ficus has an incredibly intricate trunk and gorgeous coloring.
secure2.outtasight.com.au/gardenmart/images/ficus_benjamina_033.jpg
Oddly enough, the leaves are a beautiful hot pink color with little yellow veins running through them. The twisting trunk looks natural...until you notice the strange marbleized texture and slick glossy coat to it...though the tree is very much alive.
Though a ficus would not normally bear fruit, once a week, it will grow a wide array of incredibly strange fruit that will heal a variety a wounds.
The seeds can be eaten by the owner of the ficus only and they will protect them from ever being harmed again by anything other than a summoned weapon and any aural based attacks. The fruits will only heal wounds, it will not reattach things, nor will it reinstate spilled organs, however...it will never heal a Heart.
If these fruits are fed to a Heart...something terrible may happen.
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Jenn!!:
Opal Encrusted Mask and Headdress: This beautiful mask is shaped like the top half of a mythical dragon's decorated skull.
Large horns shaped from a bone-like material and an incredible mane formed of silver fibers trail down the back, and stiff, wing like structures spread across the wearer's shoulder blades once worn. The eyes are meant tot be seen through, though when placed on, they give the appearance of large, opalescent dragons eyes.
When placed on, it molds to the wearers head at once, easily removed whenever they like, but they are the only ones capable of removing it. Please try to avoid sleeping, or passing out in said mask as others will not be able to remove it from your unconscious body.
When worn, it allows the wearer to have complete and utter control over the physical forms of objects it does not own or have jurisdiction over.
They may be split without harm to the original object, moved to another location instantly, changed shape, and/or color. This ability may be used on living objects, though that is not generally recommended, and after being use don an object, will render that change permanent and impervious to any future magical interference.
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Dark!!:
Flailing Spinal Cords: This strange object looks like a pile of curled, and petrified spinal cords, fused together at the base in a large, intricate metal spike.
When touched by an SD that wants to own it, it will suddenly snap to life and heave itself with terrifying speed at it new "master", it will then slam its spike into the SD's own spinal cord and tap into their nervous system and brain link.
Once this horrible and painful process has occurred, the SD in question will find themselves with four, eerie and bone-blade tipped, protrusions that vaguely resemble arms with an incredible sense of agility. (Think, if you will, of Dr. Octavius...)
These "arms" do tap into their hosts nervous system, so if they are hurt or broken, the host will feel pain as though it had happened to their own limbs. They are agile and twice as fast as a usual limb due to their being twice as long as a usual creature's arm. They are heavy and will cause some incredible back pains and breathing trouble when running, though they love to assist with climbing things that ought not to be climbed. They cannot be harmed by any spells that are not ranked on a King's level (75p) or higher, but weapons can crush and break them like normal limbs.
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Blue!!:
Mr. Deeds: A small silver box lined with red velvet, contains a tiny silver handbell with no clapper. The bell does not actually ring in a way that is audible to Cards, though Rabbits hear it as an incredibly irritating and (to Does) painful, chime that rings in their skulls long after it should have ceased ringing. The bell will only ever work for one owner's lifetime, but can be passed on after death.
(For example; if Seth had owned it, it would have only ever worked for Seth until he died, then he could have bequeathed it to one of his "horde".)
After the bell has been rung, the Card who owns the bell will feel eyes on them. From any unobserved corner in the room, a small, thin, stately Human dressed in formal attire will appear.
The man speaks with a clipped, Sorgaire accent and acts as a wonderfully dignified butler. His eyes are a steely blue, his hair is silvery with the distinct Sorgaire blue streak down the middle, his frame is light and thin, he appears to be in the age range of 35-50 (though he does seem younger on some days as opposed to others), and he refers to himself as "Mr. Deeds".
The man is capable of fetching anything within reason for his "master", so long as he is unobserved and it is of a takeable nature. (For example: he can fetch a sandwich, but will not fetch a sandwich shoppe. He can bring a bar of gold or two, but not enough that he would be noticed and decried a thief, and he can fetch a magical weapon from someone else, though it will likely try to return to them. He can only grab these items if unobserved.)
Mr. Deeds cannot remember his first name, where he came from (though he assumes the Range), or what happened to make him like this...questioning him about it will make him quite depressed and unhappy, though he is good at faking a smile. Once summoned, he will remain unless dismissed, similar to a Tove or Mome.
Idea credit goes to the SCP foundation.
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Vyn!!:
Soulless Top hat: This dented and worn top hat is made from the flayed hide of a Lowlander patched together with a Selkie pelt. The brim is slightly crumbly and stuffed with a thin disk of bone of unknown origin.
When placed on an SD or Rabbit, it will give them a ghostly, haunted look, their eyes will glow and drip ethereal substance, but they are still, essentially, themselves.
They just think differently now.
They now see everything in terms of weakness, how easily they could take down and destroy the creatures around them. Everyone becomes an opponent, and a game of how to most easily take another down. Killing will become something that comes easily and naturally to them, and they will not feel emotions that would normally prevent them from such an activity, though they will feel an incredibly affinity with Lowlanders while wearing it and vice versa.
Wearing this hat allows them to delight in murder and even the most hardened criminals will most likely enjoy their company when they are under the influence.
Placing this hat on a Lowlander though...may have unexpected side effects...
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Nyx!!:
I know you're not technically playing any longer, but I still want to wish you a delightfully happy birthday and hope that all went well. <3
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Again, sorry for all of the birthday misses.
I feel you guys, I don't get my cake until tomorrow. ):
Graduations ate our time.
Hope everything went wonderfully and that everyone was gifted with some of the most amazing things they've ever imagined (or at least wonderful food.)
If anyone has been forgotten please notify me so that I can get you your gifty-do! D8>
<3
~Nathalia
My dears.
I'm terribly sorry.
I am aware that I missed an ass-load of birthdays, I know I missed some big ones and I'm sorry if it felt like you were being especially or terribly ignored.
But, lo!
You have not been forgotten.
Here are all of the birthday things, they have been waiting for you and now that they are all typed out, they are ready to roll right into your incredibly capable hands. <3
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Shini!!:
"Dragon's Hide": This neatly folded hide is nearly 35 feet long! What kind of monster could this have been stripped off of? The hide is incredibly thick and difficult to penetrate, covered in pebbly scales that shine like pure silver when the light hits them, though in artificial light or dim light, it appears to be an ugly and stained grey.
When touched, the hide will warp itself into a larger version of its owner's basic shape and hover about a foot off of them, but covering every space on their body. This gives the owner space to move without the heavy hide hampering them and keeps them exceedingly light on their feet. The hide can only be cut through by magical fire of any sort, though PM the admin if magical ice, snow, or water is used against it as it may give it additional...oddities.
The hide will wriggle about a little at night if left to its own devices and if left locked in a room by itself it will inexplicably have a few pieces of silver tucked under it in the morning.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Jag!!:
Healing Tree: This gorgeous little ficus has an incredibly intricate trunk and gorgeous coloring.
secure2.outtasight.com.au/gardenmart/images/ficus_benjamina_033.jpg
Oddly enough, the leaves are a beautiful hot pink color with little yellow veins running through them. The twisting trunk looks natural...until you notice the strange marbleized texture and slick glossy coat to it...though the tree is very much alive.
Though a ficus would not normally bear fruit, once a week, it will grow a wide array of incredibly strange fruit that will heal a variety a wounds.
The seeds can be eaten by the owner of the ficus only and they will protect them from ever being harmed again by anything other than a summoned weapon and any aural based attacks. The fruits will only heal wounds, it will not reattach things, nor will it reinstate spilled organs, however...it will never heal a Heart.
If these fruits are fed to a Heart...something terrible may happen.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Jenn!!:
Opal Encrusted Mask and Headdress: This beautiful mask is shaped like the top half of a mythical dragon's decorated skull.
Large horns shaped from a bone-like material and an incredible mane formed of silver fibers trail down the back, and stiff, wing like structures spread across the wearer's shoulder blades once worn. The eyes are meant tot be seen through, though when placed on, they give the appearance of large, opalescent dragons eyes.
When placed on, it molds to the wearers head at once, easily removed whenever they like, but they are the only ones capable of removing it. Please try to avoid sleeping, or passing out in said mask as others will not be able to remove it from your unconscious body.
When worn, it allows the wearer to have complete and utter control over the physical forms of objects it does not own or have jurisdiction over.
They may be split without harm to the original object, moved to another location instantly, changed shape, and/or color. This ability may be used on living objects, though that is not generally recommended, and after being use don an object, will render that change permanent and impervious to any future magical interference.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Dark!!:
Flailing Spinal Cords: This strange object looks like a pile of curled, and petrified spinal cords, fused together at the base in a large, intricate metal spike.
When touched by an SD that wants to own it, it will suddenly snap to life and heave itself with terrifying speed at it new "master", it will then slam its spike into the SD's own spinal cord and tap into their nervous system and brain link.
Once this horrible and painful process has occurred, the SD in question will find themselves with four, eerie and bone-blade tipped, protrusions that vaguely resemble arms with an incredible sense of agility. (Think, if you will, of Dr. Octavius...)
These "arms" do tap into their hosts nervous system, so if they are hurt or broken, the host will feel pain as though it had happened to their own limbs. They are agile and twice as fast as a usual limb due to their being twice as long as a usual creature's arm. They are heavy and will cause some incredible back pains and breathing trouble when running, though they love to assist with climbing things that ought not to be climbed. They cannot be harmed by any spells that are not ranked on a King's level (75p) or higher, but weapons can crush and break them like normal limbs.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Blue!!:
Mr. Deeds: A small silver box lined with red velvet, contains a tiny silver handbell with no clapper. The bell does not actually ring in a way that is audible to Cards, though Rabbits hear it as an incredibly irritating and (to Does) painful, chime that rings in their skulls long after it should have ceased ringing. The bell will only ever work for one owner's lifetime, but can be passed on after death.
(For example; if Seth had owned it, it would have only ever worked for Seth until he died, then he could have bequeathed it to one of his "horde".)
After the bell has been rung, the Card who owns the bell will feel eyes on them. From any unobserved corner in the room, a small, thin, stately Human dressed in formal attire will appear.
The man speaks with a clipped, Sorgaire accent and acts as a wonderfully dignified butler. His eyes are a steely blue, his hair is silvery with the distinct Sorgaire blue streak down the middle, his frame is light and thin, he appears to be in the age range of 35-50 (though he does seem younger on some days as opposed to others), and he refers to himself as "Mr. Deeds".
The man is capable of fetching anything within reason for his "master", so long as he is unobserved and it is of a takeable nature. (For example: he can fetch a sandwich, but will not fetch a sandwich shoppe. He can bring a bar of gold or two, but not enough that he would be noticed and decried a thief, and he can fetch a magical weapon from someone else, though it will likely try to return to them. He can only grab these items if unobserved.)
Mr. Deeds cannot remember his first name, where he came from (though he assumes the Range), or what happened to make him like this...questioning him about it will make him quite depressed and unhappy, though he is good at faking a smile. Once summoned, he will remain unless dismissed, similar to a Tove or Mome.
Idea credit goes to the SCP foundation.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Vyn!!:
Soulless Top hat: This dented and worn top hat is made from the flayed hide of a Lowlander patched together with a Selkie pelt. The brim is slightly crumbly and stuffed with a thin disk of bone of unknown origin.
When placed on an SD or Rabbit, it will give them a ghostly, haunted look, their eyes will glow and drip ethereal substance, but they are still, essentially, themselves.
They just think differently now.
They now see everything in terms of weakness, how easily they could take down and destroy the creatures around them. Everyone becomes an opponent, and a game of how to most easily take another down. Killing will become something that comes easily and naturally to them, and they will not feel emotions that would normally prevent them from such an activity, though they will feel an incredibly affinity with Lowlanders while wearing it and vice versa.
Wearing this hat allows them to delight in murder and even the most hardened criminals will most likely enjoy their company when they are under the influence.
Placing this hat on a Lowlander though...may have unexpected side effects...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nyx!!:
I know you're not technically playing any longer, but I still want to wish you a delightfully happy birthday and hope that all went well. <3
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Again, sorry for all of the birthday misses.
I feel you guys, I don't get my cake until tomorrow. ):
Graduations ate our time.
Hope everything went wonderfully and that everyone was gifted with some of the most amazing things they've ever imagined (or at least wonderful food.)
If anyone has been forgotten please notify me so that I can get you your gifty-do! D8>
<3
~Nathalia
These are absolutely amazing! I mean it, they're just brilliant!
