[FA] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUGE SPAM! HUGE I SAY!

[Bee]

So...Bee has been accomplishing things for quite some time now and not posting them. Thus, you all get treated to Bee things partially new, partially old, and uniformly terrifying. Strap in!

First, Ananta things. Bee is attempting to draw animals. This is probably a bad call.


More ill-advised Ananta! Numbats are super cute, though.


And then a human, because I gave up. Pictured: Ananta. Not pictured: humor.


So then Bee was all, let's make up for the horrible animals with horrible comics! And lo, she spewed comics all over the Interwebs. First: requested by dear Sera, Bee is putting the dead baby back in "dead baby comedy." Dark's scanner hates grey. Bee despairs.


The terrifying ordeal of parenthood has no end in sight for Rin.


Iphis shares his SUPER AWESOME NAMING IDEAS. Priscilla was taken, but he did sneak Fifi in there, that gay, gay little mangirly-thing. Zeev, of course, is thrilled by his brilliance.


Related to this, Iphis enjoys interior decorating, but sometimes his style does not mesh with anything in any known universe. I have a theory as to why Zeev's cut is bleeding so profusely. IT'S BECAUSE HE LIES.


He makes a pretty manly sandwich, though.


Next, some rotten romance. Type things. In the vague vicinity of romance? Whatever. Hadyn needs to complete his destiny of getting Kurogane's mechanical arm.


Awwww, how SWEET.


With all these babies running around, Mnem is super displeased and breaking out the skillet and A-1 sauce. At least one progeny is, remarkably, failing to be an utter disappointment.


Bee promised Satra cute Shift/Phae things, which were tragically not done in time for this spam. But I did have a backlog picture of Phae's Christmas wish! It's basically the same thing, right?


On that note, Mnem's Christmas wish!


Now for randomosity! For Xenon, butch Sophie being butch! I am growing terribly fond of drawing mohawks. One day I will draw musculature well. But today is not that day.


Cute Thalia has a balloon. It takes exactly that little to make Thalia happy.


More animals! WHY SELF WHY.


This is not the most horrifying thing I've ever drawn (that would be Brandy), but it comes close. Mnem cosplays as KESHA! Oh, sorry. Ke$ha. Really, I should have drawn Helena, who is a bigger ho, but Mnem is a bigger drunk.


Nephy!


Milena in her tattered dress, growing ever creepier. Yay!


And finally, to finish this fucker off, the Rin/Jin spawn! You can tell Kaz is the cool one because he leans on things. Zhenya and Coralie are adorable. And Milena is unlovable.


BWEEHEHEHEHEHHE I'll stop torturing you all now.

[Satra]

Wow, this is a huge spam dump. So cute! I love the sense of flow you have with flow-y hair. The pic with Hadyn and Jin comparing their relationship to sub-par inanimate objects makes me smile, as does Phaedra's wish. xD (Shift: "Damn, 'Berry, I didn't know you were into necrophilia!) Don't worry, Phaedra, you just might get your wish one day. >> The bab ies at the end are especially pretty. <3

[Dark]

Holy shit. This is a lot of artz, dude. xDD; Glad my scanner could be of some use. (But, yeah; it is death on grays, the little bitch piece of machinery.)

Stream-of-consciousness response, go!

Much love for everything. Ananta is always lovely to see. OMG BABY NOMMAGE. Ahahahaaaa. Bril. Poor Rin; never any money left for himself, the poor guy. D8 Heeeee. Iphis. Poor Zeev. xDD SANDWICH SLAYER. Yay, HadynxJin romantic fail! *giggles insanely* I do so love those guys. Haha. Helena is so happy, now; mommy is proud, dear one, or as close to it as she'll admit. Hi, Phae. YAY MNEM'S CHRISTMAS WISH. It's an awesome wish. *gigglehic*Sophie is much with the butch. Balooons! Happy Thalia is happy. Teehee. Es cute animal Thalia. *cuddles* KIESHA. AHAHAHAAA. I still love this, man. xDD Nephy is so cute! *pinches cheeks* Milena's dress? Brilliant design, dude. I fuckin' love it. And spawn. THEY ARE SO CUTE AND FULL OF WIN. *cuddles them all to pieces* And Coralie's dress? MUST HAVE WANT. *drool*

*twitches about happily*

[seraaches]

This is the BEST TYPE OF TORTURE EVER! *drowns you with love* DROWN'D! LIKE A DED PIRATE WHO IS DED.

Ananta is /adorable/, dude. i don't care that you don't think you can draw animals; your style lends itself to frighteningly adorableness when translated to animals. Love. Very much. Her human form is also cute. x3

Nevertheless. Hereli's comic is the MOST EPIC WIN OF EPICEPICNESS. That is so much win, i don't even have words, despite the fact that our humour is, like, the sickest thing ever. xD;;;;;;; We are bad peoples, but, oh, gads. xD Hereli is so perfect. i demand an avi of his wut?. Seriously, demand. Now. NOMNOMBABYNOM. OH, YES. Dead baby's mommy's markings are the lolz. x3

Poor Rin. Child support is the bane of those who lack condoms and wedding bands. D8

Preggers Iphis makes me stupidly happy. x3 The Zeephis babies were the best thing since mayo (hurhur, Zeev). i LOVE Zeev's lying picture. That is so freakin' hilarious, i just started giggling. xD;;;;; NOW MAKE ME A SAMMITCH, ZEEV! MUAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA.

i find JinxHadyn strange and uncomfortable. JINxRIN 4EVUR. xD;;;; Though Hadyn's expression is stupidly cute. Also,their love is totally like a weed, since now it is insinuating its nasty roots into my brain. GET THE WEED-B-GONE! GET IT NOW! DDDDD8 The analogies crack me up, though. xD;;;

Oh, Helena. Helena, Helena, Helena. You break my heart. </3 i still adore her and her creepy self. xD; Though it is good that she is sexually responsible, unlike the rest of her family. xD;;;;;

Gads, Phaedra. The only thing that makes your expression scarier is the fact that i've seen that exact expression on Bee's face. At least she was looking at Dark at the time. <<;;;;;;

Mnem's Christmas wish is an EPIC image, my dear! And, as i noted on IM, i was surprised there were no whores around. xD But, yes, it's totally fitting that she kick them out once she's done with them.

Butch Sophie came out very well! xD; i /do/ like her mohawk, though i still won't let Spawn get one!

Oh, Thalia! x3 You are /SO FREAKIN'/ adorable! <3 Tosiek is grinning so huge and is SO happy to get her balloons. xD;;; *Cuddles her animal form, too!* x3

i only peripherally know who Kesha is, but i do love the detail in this image. xD;; Mnem can be so pretty, especially when she's being sarcastic! 8DDDD

HEE. HI, NEPHY! Medea says to do her homework. D8

Milena is super cute, Bee. =3 And all of the JinxRin babies are full of awesome. i adore how you drew each of them, but, gads, Coralie could literally KILL with her sheer amount of cute. *__* ehehehe

This was such a huge amount of win, Bee, i don't even have words. x3

[Harpsdesire]

The DeadBaby mother's marking totally made that entire comic!

And then Zeev was all: MAN Cooking! HAAAA!

Mnem and Helena have a 'tender' moment, oddly and yet appropriately topless.

Real life Phaedra would be my bestest frenemy. Please be advise that this moment marks the first time I have ever said, or typed, 'frenemy'. Ah! The second time, too!

I also must note that while looking at these, my mom passed by me and said, "You're..... smiling. Why are you smiling?!?!" You may draw your own conclusions.

[Indigo]

Oh god, all of these are so wonderful but it's the babynomming I loved best. Because of the Villa character and her script and oh jeez I was laughing so hard.

Your style is GORGEOUS, and the colors are lovely. I have no idea how to critique art, but yeah. Wiiin.

[Vyn]

Bee, you are too hilarious for words. XDD I love everything here, everything everything... and omg, Nephy is the most adorable little thing ever. XD All that comes to mind when I look at him is the quote 'talk nerdy to me'. X3 [ruffles his ruffly hair of cute]

I /adore/ Jin's coat. I want it! [gimmehands] I'd steal his adorable little ones too if I got the chance XD cute kids are cute - even Milena. Creepy kids are the cutest.

Anata (animal and human) = Awesome and cute<3 Numbats are win. Dead baby nomming = Hilarious as fuck. Poor Rin, his suffering is hilarious. :3 Iphis is hilarious and adorable and all sorts of cute and crazy. I'd feel sorry for Zeev - but he is an awesome sandwich slayer and I'm sure he's enjoying his crazy faerie. :3 Rin-Hadyn love is... well, love. XD ... Jin. Dude, I just noticed that you have my hair... XD Ke$sha Mnem is fricken hilarious beyond anything. XDD I enjoy the inclusion of toothpaste. Mnem you are drunk. [just had to add] Touching moments between Helena and Mnem make me giggle. Congrats on your joy Helena. Phae/Shift 'love' is also delightful. [enjoys Phae's lollies greatly] Thalia is the extreme cuteness of cute. I can't tell who's cuteness gives me the biggest toothache: Iphis or Thalia. XD

[Lucca]

Awww yay Bee art! I just love your style as it is just so cute and pretty. Thalia happy makes me smile every time, aww! LOL the baby nomming comic is a lot funnier than it should be AH. XD I also love Helena and her mom actually bonding over something.

Really I love them all, haha. ^^

[carcinoGeneticist]

Oh my goooooooood SO MUCH BEE ART YAY YAY YAY X3 Goodness, darling, it is all abnormally lovely, cute, and at times both hilarious and horrifying. The color fills me with glee. <3 ALL THOSE LITTLE SOLANDRIAN HAIRS. Gah. You are a wonderworker at that. X3 Iphis delights, as does Helena, with her wisdom. If only she was able to pass that wisdom on to all of her partners, sob. T_T

Manly little Sophie is looking delightfully butch. The mowhawk is terribly adorable. XD I'm also rather fond of Milena's creepy. What a nice dress. <3<3

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah so much love. XDD I wish I had words for all of it, but trust that it is all enjoyed. Deeply.

[The Jenn]

Your arts bring me joy. No matter what. They really do.

The delicately pointed nose and insanely awesome poof-butt of Ananta, not to mention her delicious colors, are made of win! Her hair-loopies also make me think of a warrior-esque fire Katara from Avatar. *shoots self to save you the trouble*

DEAD BABIES ARE WIN! From the delighted baby nomming to the horrified mother's Villa words, I cannot even properly put to words my utter gleegasm at this mini-comic.

Rin is a sad Selkie bitch. Sad, sad, sad. With beauuuuutiful chillins. x3

Iphis is just meant to spawn a Fifi. He is!

Zeev is a lying sack of bloody awesome. He is also the next COOKING MAMA.

Your shading of Solandrian hair makes me vurreh happy. As do the Brock-from-Pokemon eyes on Hadyn. And their love is in fact like the air within the vase - thin and without substance!

Mnem and Helena make one of my happy places come true. Really, anything Mnem-related, but my favorite is always watching her with her daughter. <3<3<3

Phaedra of the gorgeous hair is quite adept at licking and sucking, isn't she? Just asking. Cause. Y'know. Uh. CORPSE.

Mnem's Christmas wish fulfills more of my Mnem-adoration, and shows the hair enjoying itself during some downtime. Oh, and her too. Little balancing foot is win.

Butch Sophie belongs on ANY underarm deodorant commercial for REAL WOMEN!

Thalia could be Nena for Halloween, anytime. And the balloon would be red. But purple is much more her style. She also looks like she ate the most delicious naughty thing EVER as a kitty.

Also toothpaste. Oh gawd why. You forgot the mascara, but that's okay. I forgive you. And so does the rest of humanity. In fact, we give you a medal. The boots look like ever sailor scout's dream, and I mean that in the most giggly way.

Speaking of giggles, Nephy's hair and tongue!

And Milena is so very, very elegant. Awesomely, strangely elegant. Especially compared to the relatively 'normal' outfits on the rest of the chillins, and the fact that she's the only blue-based albino with non-shaded haaaaair. >:3 Little water vampire.