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Post by Cryosphinx on Dec 16, 2009 22:06:01 GMT -5
Xenon said I can't come visit her sexy face until I posted art. Look at how on the ball I am. I just want a lap dance is all. I mean..hi! Look I draw things!  I drew this sex machine for her for Christmas. I was heavily contemplating adding a belt buckle of a rooster with the caption "cocky"  This is a masterpiece I did when I was Wiki'ing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. I found a cocktail drink called "FourHorsemen and Hell Follows" which is a blend of Jack Daniels, Jaggermeister, Jim Bean, and Jose Cuervo and Everclear. Then I remembered Xenon told me Pale could summon the Four Horsemen. And Pale is so manly that he'd drink it, and not just drink it, but drink it in a manly manner of gulping it down. Now for sexy pants time at Xenon's. |
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Post by carcinoGeneticist on Dec 16, 2009 22:09:29 GMT -5
I have told you once before, but I do adore you. And your pretty, pretty artz.
Look at that fucking tummy, man. That is a tummy a person could eat butter off of. As for the cocky belt buckle, I am almost disappointed that you didn't put it in anyway. Almost. Tee hee.
Pale: WAITER, THERE SEEMS TO BE BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM.
Time for me to put my assless chaps on!
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Post by The Jenn on Dec 16, 2009 22:14:46 GMT -5
Well, isn't this a delightful surprise. Between the nommy stomach and the awesome pants and the Pale-fucked-up-as-usual, I'd say you fit in here hella-well. Muahaha. WELCOME TO THE FOLD, NEWBLING. WE WILL TREAT YOU ROUGH WELL. VERY WELL.
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Post by Lucca on Dec 16, 2009 22:28:55 GMT -5
Oh wow. XD Pale just looks so...I don't even know. You definitely have his expression down, and that belt buckle sounds funny...XD
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Post by Nako on Dec 17, 2009 0:37:38 GMT -5
Pale's navel makes me particularly happy.. and that drink -seriously- scares me.  |
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Lauryn de Vampyre
Six of Spades
Muse of the Dead
We all go a little MAD sometimes...
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Post by Lauryn de Vampyre on Dec 17, 2009 4:20:51 GMT -5
o.O;; Pale's got THE LINES! I know y'all know *exactly* what I'm talking about.
[just stares s'more]
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Post by Shinigami on Dec 17, 2009 10:41:18 GMT -5
Those are fantastic! Pale looks gorgeous in the first, and...very silly in the second. *grin*
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Post by Bee on Dec 17, 2009 15:24:46 GMT -5
Holy crap, Pale's abs. Good show, my dear lady, good show. Also, the drink is hilarious. It looks so very malevolent as it stares at Pale's drunken deadness. I hope Xenon gives you a damn good lap dance for that.  |
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Post by DaeSiggil on Dec 17, 2009 15:59:40 GMT -5
*stares*
Whoa...
*stares some more*
This is utterly amazing, Pale looks HOT. And the drink, that amazed me >_> Or not... Alcohol is foolish. I should slap him...
*shrugs and stares even more*
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Post by Satra on Dec 22, 2009 23:46:27 GMT -5
Nice abs! woowoo! *waves a dollar in the air* And that drink sounds... like it has a very appropriate name. >_O Hee.
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