[FA] Crackbaby Meme

[Lucca]

Aha. Ahahahaha. Haaaaa.

Some of you have heard me ranting about this one. XD;; Remember that meme that Jenn posted wayyyy back right after Christmas? Yeah, that's when I started this.

...just got done today. *falls over* I hope you all enjoy the crack.

I was gonna put nice descriptions in to go along with these...but I'm...tired. >_> If you have any questions, feel free to ask, haha.

Sorry if this stretches anything, but it would have taken a lot of fooling with ps to get these one to a page instead of two to a page.

The scanner ate all the colors. And chopped off the edge of the pages. Gah...

Also, yes, who was paired with who was rolled randomly.

Question 1: Surprise, buttsex! What a great way to end an evening. Only, oops, that wasn't his butt. Bad aim. Alohilani just got Rajekhri pregnant by accident and then ran away. And the new mother never even saw her face! Show darling Mommy with a brand new litter and no hope of child support.

Question 2: Along slightly more consensual lines, Elyse was chilling at a public event that Hadrian was staffing. They met, chatted, got to know one another, and fell inexplicably in love. Then along came baby! Show the two new parents reacting to their love-child.



Question 3: Oh no, it seems that Mikael just had a litter with Iskra and they've all fallen ill! Very ill. Show us what's afflicting the poor little dears and how their parents are reacting!

Question 4: Magical items aren't for everyone, especially expectant mothers. Fenzik should have known better. Now Horatio is stuck dealing with the aftermath on both mate and child!



Question 5: Thanks to a crazy Corvie, a mix-up at a sperm bank, and some wacked-out magical science, Bernard artificially inseminated himself with children combining Zenon and Felix as fathers! Of course, neither paternal influence has any idea. What the heck do these triple-combos look like?

Question 6: Can it be true? Has the Queen of Spades blessed Aima with a custom baby favor? Her and Dania have been waiting so long to create the perfect designer child between them! What does it look like? Show it in a purse, like a rich whore's chihuahua. It's more fitting that way.



Question 7: Never underestimate the power of a Golfam love potion. Or the potency. Or the potentially toxic side-effects. Calanthe slipped some into a drink belonging to Neil and they shagged like Rabbits all night long. Funnily enough, the one who slipped the drugs was the one who ended up pregnant. Draw their swamp-influenced spawn!

Question 8: Is it true that Jokers can pop up at random, with no warning? How about Aces? Sucks to be Phaedra! She just gave birth to a pair of twin abominations, alike in every way but rank. Her mate, Ira, has no idea how it happened. Let us see the little outcasts!



Question 9: When you're snowed in on your honeymoon in the Solandria Glacier, there's not much to do besides... well, you know. Silas had a great honeymoon with Elodie despite the fact that their dwelling wasn't dug out for a week! And then along came baby, with some sort of icy influence from its place of conception. Maybe there was something in the air?

Question 10: How lucky! Innokentyi just landed a fabulous job with the most amazing pay known to man or Card. He decided he was ready to have children and spoil them in style, and so he went hunting for a baby-daddy. Donnie was his lucky "pick" and he was gifted with a single princess-in-the-making. Show us the sprog!

[Kari Muffin]

*crackup* XD you did a fantastic job on all of these. The comments of the characters just add so much. I think I was laughing for a solid minute over "Yay Science?" and "Too bad she still has blood though." XD ... and the expressions are really awesome. It's just a boat load of giggles.

[carcinoGeneticist]

...Have I ever told you how much I love your real-media stuff? So soft and colorful and fun. <33 This meme is so fantastic. I need to finish my copy of it, you're reminding me.. XD

EEEE BABIES. Crackbabies make me so happy. If I had to pick a few... Well, I love all of the Bernard/Felix/Zenon sprog. How could I not? They're all just so freaking cute I could puke. <3 With love, of course. I'm also rather fond of the Iskra/Mikael monsters. Wow. What unfortunate little things, but so adorable!

...and Inno's little girl. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Awwwwwwwwww. Seriously. Aww. XDDDD Hady's HAWK is also amazing.

Wonderful work. X3

[Greenie]

Elodie's expression is PERFECT, just to let you know. XD;;

I love it <3 All the pairings are wonderfully cracktastic.

[Nako]

This is just one big heaping helping of vitamin Awesome!

You have one of the cutest styles for sure. This is awesome. You are awesome. I especially love how you drew Iskra! And my Mikael baby-boo.. oh goodness XD

[Harpsdesire]

Cracktastic! I love the expressions. *gigglesnort*

My favorite character image is Phaedra, and my favorite litter is the equine abomination twins. <3

[Esfiel]

Ahaha

Rajekhri's expression is priceless. XDD And the two headed child, part mouse and bird, is sooo cute! Yay science, indeed! ~laughs~ I love the one with Aima and Dania. <3 But I may be a bit bias. XD But Dania's sweat drop and expression are so funny to me. And Elodie's expression is hilarious.

You did a really really great job.

[Harpsdesire]

Dania says: About the purse thing... how else am I gonna carry a baby and still walk!?

[Lucca]

Awwwww, thanks guys. ^^;;;; I had fun doing this, fior all the work that it did take...and how much I need new black colored pencils because they were literally almost too small to color with...I nearly died coloring the Torques and Corvies. XD;;

I have to say, the color combo of Dania and Aima's baby came out GORGEOUS. So uh, I was happy-surprised at that.

Also, apology for all the Yarrows...that was unintentional I swear! XD;;

[Vyn]

This is so cute. XDD I love Neil's face. [snicker]