My court date yesterday.

[Nathalia]

So.

I had to do an insanely long presentation in front of 4 justices yesterday.

My nerves are and were shot and it was harrowing.
That aside.

Each presentation too 20 minutes of presenting, followed by 30 minutes of critique.

I went third out of six.

That means I had to just sit there for about two and a bit hours.

I had a manilla folder for my notes.

And a pen.

This is what happened.

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Please tell me what you liked best out of these outrageous and really rather freaky crack babies.

They were fun to do, I must admit, I like drawing insane things.


1. Aberforth x Iaso - (Lucca/Callypso)
10 of Clubs, Goat/Ferret, Tulgey.
I have no idea, it just wouldn't leave me alone...and the thought of an elongated goat head filled with needle teeth actually scares me...






2. Shift x Ignatius x Sebak - (Satra/Ku/Jag)
8 of Hearts, Bull/Hummingbird/Canine, Corvie/Golfam
I guess I should explain this one. I was seeing an exceptionally drugged and drunk Ignatius being snarked at by an equally drunk Shift until they took their little battle upstairs and Shift could see the results of her drugs. Then Sebak wandered in, thought they were having it on and decided to turn it into an orgy.
Shift woke up the next morning pissed made a test-tube baby from the remains she found, and planted it in poor, drugged Iggy. Tada! MAN-HUMMINGBIRD-DOG-BULL will eat you!






3. Makenna x Boston - (Satra/Kitty)
Jack of Spades, Bat/Weasel, Bog/Lowlander
Its eye breaks the fourth wall and it has no soul O___O. I...she scares me, she looks like some kind of
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StringyHairedGhostGirl
thing... Anyway, born with Human form + has the Bat ears? = FREAK. Damn...she'd have some weird mutations, I expect.






4. Sadie x Radz - (Xenon/Kari)
Jack of Diamonds, Mouse/Mantis, Yarrow
YES. Just YES. Look at it!






5. Pale x Dre - (Xenon/Sera)
King of Hearts, Horse/Falcon/Feline, Highlander
I...I'm so afraid of it I could cry. I felt bad for Pale since he never got to bang one of the Court hotties...so I tried to help...all I think I did was make Ira happy.






6. Dania x Felix - (Harps/Lucca)
8 of Diamonds, Rat/Porqupine, Selkie/Torque
It seemed cute and...is kind of cute, but the idea of a very spiky Rat also gives me a little bit of the creepies. XD I love her.






7. Aima x Finistris - (Esfiel/Nathalia)
7 of Spades, Pine Marten/Horse, Hisstor/Corvie
O_________O It would have no blood. Just papery skin covering bones. If you cut him open he would spew dust. He's just that. Effing. Cool. He'd make mama just as proud as papa.






8. Mia x Iskra - (Greenie/Dark)
King of Spades, Ferret/Lizard, Lowland/Khamden
Creepy-ass, luminescent, reflection child who is trapped in mirrors and stalks her way through the Courts. She has eyes made of reflective glass and can appear in any mirror. YAY!






9. Sabe x Iphis - (Nafa/Bee)
Jack of Clubs, Heron, Yarrow
Pretty little faerie Heron!!! She will doom you ALL!






10. Alexandra x Davy - (Ku/Nako)
Jack of Clubs, Snake/Chipmunk, Golfam/Midori
YES! LOOK AT HIM! Flying, furry, snake-monster ftw. He'd let our little blasts of marsh gas that looked like ghosts!









<3


~Nathalia

[seraaches]

Nathalia.


. . . . .


i love you.

[carcinoGeneticist]

AHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What... What have you done?! I think I might love you, you terrible thing, you. Ohmagahd. Voting for this was impossibly difficult, but I cannot say no to terrifying bird-faces with tufty ears, when we come down to the line. There are so many words I want to have at you. So many, and so little time. So I will sum up.

1 is so scary. The pose and the facial expression and the AHHHHHH wow. XDDD I love the hornnnnnnssss. 2 IS SO MANLY. HE MAKES SETH WITHER IN NOT-MANLY-ENOUGH-NESS. But wow. Is that beak compensation, perhaps? 3... 3 makes Pale and Seth ANGRY. SO ANGRY. And I am thrilled. She's so effing scary, look at that EYE and those EARS AND AHHHHHHHHHHHH wow. Pretty. @_@

...I have no words for 4. I will simply hide in terror from the monstrous creature that you have made. I... ow. Ow it scares me. Though she's also so pretty. So, so pretty... @___@ And there is no way I couldn't love 5. Palesprog. Cannibalistic Palesprog. ...With tufty horse-ears. And a King of Hearts. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I can't help but wonder if he/she will inherit daddy's teeth one day. <3 Those would just add to the horror!!

...wow. 6 is oddly frightening, even if my brain says it shouldn't be. It just.. is. Though I must say, I like the Selkie fluffs coming out of the porcupine-spines. XD 7 OH GOD 7 WHAT I DON'T EVEN AHHH THAT IS REALLY UPSETING, NAT. @___@ 8 is also upsetting, but also oddly gorgeous. Really scary, too, of course. But I do quite like her little earsies. 9 is gorgeous, in stark contrast with all the AHH SCARY DON'T EAT MEEEEE. Look at that pretty horn, and those feathery ear-tuft-things... Woooow. ...Then we get right back to the scary. LOOK AT THE EYES. THEY SEE MY SOUL.

-falls over and DIES at you-

[seraaches]

My brain works almost better now! MORE COMMENTS FOR YOU!

i hope your court date went well!!!!! i bet you were win. Yeah, you're totally a winbucket.

As Chao said, it was stupidly hard to pick one to vote on. xD;; 1 has the best horns in the whole world and long goat-head filled with needle-like teeth is the creepiest thought. xD;;; *twitch!* 2 has sent Dre into wot the movies likes to refer to as a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. xD; She started flipping out all over the place and has sworn to slaughter both Shift and Sebak. *coughs* His tiny horns, little wings and head, and GINOROMOUS BICEPS crack me up so hard. xD;;;; 3 was a VERY hard contender for my vote. i mean, egads. LOOK AT HER. xD She is the creepiest win and i love her bat ears in human. xD *loves all creepy mutations that translate into human form* xD; 4 gives me the heebiejeebies. xD; i'm sorry, it's true. She just. Guh. *twitch* . . . *TWITCH*.

5 makes me giggle and cry and, yes, Ira is SSSOOO HAPPY.
Ira: Sa-sa-sa-SAMMY! *jazz hands!!!*
Oh, gads, no, he's named it. XD;;;;;
Dre: *FLAILSPASMSFREAKOUTSDIES* IWOULDNEVERIDID'THOWINTHE-- don't leave me, Ignatius. T___T I have no idea wot happened. D8
Drostan: HEH. I think it's rather cute.
Ira: Sammy! *more jazz hands*

6 RATCUPINE NEEDS NO WORDS! 7 is another of those top contenders for vote. xD;;;; *hackhackcough* Sorry, did I get dust in your eyes? 8 Ferret/lizard is just the funniest combination and she's. . . rather cute in a sort of reflective off-putting way. . . xD;;; Yes, yet another contender. 9 FAERIE HERON OF DOOM. xD i LOVE her horn. xD 10 i just adore the face and pose of. xD i'm not even sure why, but for some reason that furry snake face makes my heart glee. xD;;;;

Thank you for sharing your crack with us, Nathalia! We are better people for it, srsly.

[Kari Muffin]

I have to say even though I read "outrageous crack babies" when I scrolled down and saw something relatively normal I lulled myself into the belief that none of these would bring about nightmares. Ahahaha. Anyway, I think they're all pretty freaking awesome crack babies. And I don't know if I could pick a favorite. I think it would be a tie between several.

I do love the elegance that number one has and just the way he flows. That is quite the manly humming bird mix and I love his little wings.

XD stringy haired ghost girl is actually really awesome. Her breathing tube (since I generally assume that's what it is) just adds to the touch of "omg she's going to eat my soul!"

Number four. Nightmares. Though tiny little mouse head with adorable mane makes me squee, and the rest of it just induces a little bit or terror. In an awesome way but. Still terror.

I really love how number five is drawn. The beak and hollow looking eyes are utterly fantastic.

Six is utterly adorable. X3 awwww.

Seven... though completely awesome scares the pants off of me. Just. Emaciation is disturbing, but well done.I'm morbidly fascinated to know how that would work.

XD that is nice. Mirror baby is all sorts of awesome.

The faerie heron is also utterly adorable in a sparkly sort of way.

FLYING SNAKE MONSTER SQUEE.

[Satra]

EHEE! How fun! I love it when you draw crazy stuff like this. I'm just going to comment on my absolute favorites because I don't have time for anything else. >>

2 - Oh lawd Shift-sprog. And Shift sprogging with a customer, nonetheless! I just... You've broken something pivotal in the fabrics of time and space with this one. I love how manly he is! XD

3 - I fully admit that I voted for this one. Bog+Lowland would most certainly create stringy hair. the mutation! I love her Bat ears and wonder what other freaky mutations she has. Bat-Weasel... I am imagining an awkwardly elongated bat... with rotting wings. And just the fact that the Finitris-SeLyn lines crossed in her is extra levels of wrong. She is gorgeous and wonderful in all of her terrifying freakiness.

4 - This was the one that competed for my vote. Just... I have no words. That is just epic.

5 - ..............
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I am imagining a cannibal with Pale teeth. This is scary win.


All of these are wonderful crack, but I must go. <3 Thank you so much for sharing. I hope creating these monstrosities helped you relax.

[Lucca]

...O.o Oh wow...that is...really cracky, and creepy...but in an awesome way lol. XD I am amused that two of my characters showed up...and they are the one MOST likely to do it with a random stranger, and the one LEAST likely to ever do it at all. ....XD;;

Man, I have no idea what to vote for. o.o Sooo many awesome ones...

[Callypso]

OH.MY.GOD. I've been studying for half the day and this, this is just glorious and fills me with glee and makes it worth it. These are all terrifying/awesomely amazing. Needle teeth? Needle teeth??!!! zomg. How drugged out would Iso and Aberforth have to be to actually mate?! ahahahahhahahaha. Whaddya say, Lucca? *wink wink* LOL.

[Nako]

My brain exploded XD

Wow... this made having to face Art History just a little more tolerable.

[Lucca]

They'd have to be drugged out of their stinkin' minds on something heavy. XD;; Aberforth has way too many trust issues to let anyone get that close to him, aha....

Ended up voting for the mirror one, although really it was a tough choice. The snakey one at the bottom is so cute. XD;