Easter Contest!

[Nathalia]

A scrawny Bipedal Rat stands at the corner of High Street and Capitol Lane, lighting a cigarette. He looks like a Mid-Ranger, but the mop of brown hair doesn't seem to fit the Realm at all. He is one of the few to actually uphold the stereotype of his breed, though there might be a bit of Mouse in there, judging by the size of his ears. His uniform, the usual grey-blue jacket and darker pants worn by all of the police in the Capitol, is rumpled and a little stained, his small mustache needs a trim, and the shadows under his eyes can be seen even through the fur. Well, even though he looks a little unkempt, he should be able to help, right?

You run up to him and exclaim over your amazingly horrific discovery in the outer Bazaar! A Rabbit, you've seen a real, honest to God, Rabbit! The officer gives you an incredibly odd look, putting his cigarette out on the wall and raising an eyebrow as he pats you on the shoulder.

"Rabbits, huh? Righ', o'course. Stop pullin' m'leg, 'm on duty."

A few more minutes of attempting to convince him has the disgruntled cop following after you, chewing his lip and looking edgy.

"You sure you're not hocked up on checkmate? 'Ve seen people get this bad, I have... Arigh', arigh', let's see this rabbit then."

Your efforts are in vain, however, as the odd creature appears to have vanished in the time it took you to find the police. Your Ratty friend looks highly displeased and begins tugging you off to "report" your findings...but you have the sneaking suspicion he's just going to lock you up until the "drugs" wear off.

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Woo! Easter time! I'll be asking you to write a bit for this one, so prep your brains for some intrigue if you please. <3

This contest ends at 11:00pm board time on April 15th. Make sure you've replied before then. <3

Please respond to each of the following prompts with at least 100, but no more than 400, words.

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1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation? (Be as utterly ridiculous as you like here, I just want to know what you all would do. This question has no word count...it can be as short as you like. Your copper friend is named "Rodney"):

2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?):

3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer? Think about it for a moment as the copper walks you to the nuthouse. Were you to get any of the ranks, what kind of personality might you be interested in playing? Remember to keep these thoughts generalized. Making the personality out to fit one specific Realm (or mix thereof) is not what is being requested here, just what kind of person would interest you for each rank. Ex: Personally, I would be looking for a creative and loose Jack who would be far more open to the suggestions of his warren than many others might allow. As to a Doe, (not my favorite) were I to get one, I would hope for an elusive oddball. I would hope to play her as a little off-kilter, maybe the type to get traded from warren to warren...not due to anything the Jack can put their finger on...but just something...not right. For a Leveret, I would desire a simple soul who enjoyed their lot in life and wanted nothing more than what they were given. That gives me an excuse to screw them up <3

Jack:

Doe:

Leveret (must be female):

4) If you don't enjoy Rabbit society at all (please do tell, you won't be offending me...just WR <3), or don't feel like getting one this time, please detail why and what might be changed so that you could enjoy it. If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3:

5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?: (Can be a one word answer...or a long involved love of this candy...whatever)

Just to remind everyone, not all who apply are guaranteed a Rabbit. I could only make so many <3. Everyone, however, will be getting a rather interesting prize, be it a Rabbit, or something else entirely...


Enjoy guys! Can't wait to see what you think. Also...happy Easter! <3

~Nathalia

[Tigeress]

1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation?
Being the charming thing that I am, I would ignore the rabbit situation entirely and comment on Rodney’s strikingly masculine form, must come from all that hard labour work. I might slink up against him and say something along the lines of ‘is that a blunt weapon in your pocket, or do you just really like girls messed up on checkmate? (Pervert)’ for which I may or may not be beaten, before I run off while he tries to comprehend wtf just happened. If he catches me, I will continue to harass him, probably commenting on his small pen0r, because I might as well get a laugh before I get shoved into prison for a few hours.

2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?):
I find all Jacks to be kind of similar just because of the social and physical restraints put on them (must be polite less I make a bad impression, must sex less I go stark-raving nuts), but I think because of that their personalities are a lot more important and that makes it really interesting for character development. I like Does because they’re little nymphs who have a surprising amount of power for being female slaves if you really think about it. I like the imperfect Does the most, who have to make up for not being pretty or enticing in some way, because it’s interesting to see how they manage to stay interesting to their Jacks. Leverets are amusing because they all seem to harbour some ill-will (even if it’s just minor grumbling) against the Does or Jacks, though I can understand the jealousy! But I find their interactions with each other to be very interesting, especially the ones with big aspirations :3.

3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer?
Jack: If I were to get a Jack, I would enjoy one who has this wee little problem of being extremely emotionally attached to his Does, one who can’t help but fall in love with them and can’t stand to give them up. A collector who is ga-ga for his gorgeous girls, I think that would be too amusing :3

Doe: Love <3. If I were to receive a Doe, I would be interested in one who is scary jealous possessive to the point of crazy. As in, everyone’s pretty sure she’s killed a few Leverets before and possibly a Doe, but for some reason her Jack hasn’t done the same to her yet despite her actions. I’m talking a real morbid ‘till death do us part and don’t get in my way, bitch’ character XD.

Leveret (must be female): I’ve always thought it would be fun to have a lesbian Leveret girlie who makes herself look like a guy for the sake of being more appealing to the same sex, who pretends to have aspirations to be a Jack and is really, seriously considering how she’s actually going to pull that off .

4) If you don't enjoy Rabbit society at all (please do tell, you won't be offending me...just WR <3), or don't feel like getting one this time, please detail why and what might be changed so that you could enjoy it. If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3:
I mostly just want to see moarrr rabbitttsss! I think that’ll really spice things up, especially if there are ghey rabbits :3 I’m twisted, I know, but it’s soooo amusing to me. I like them, I like the society, and I <3 WR. I think he needs to stir up trouble somehow :3. Anyway, I think the realm that would make the perfect Jack would be Tulgey Wood, because they’re creepy and WR is so badass that he needs someone else to follow in his paw-steps. Let there be more creepers! I’m kind of predictable like that, but not creepy in the Czar’s ‘I’ll beat you to death’ way, but in the ‘reach into this freezer in my dark basement and get me a popsicle, little boy…’ kind of way.

5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?:
The true meaning of Easter has nothing to do with candy! It has to do with interrupting egg hunts by dressing up in Halloween outfits and scaring the mundanes! Silly normal people, tricks are for OMNOMNOMHOBGOBLIN.
As a disclaimer, I am soooo messed up on cold meds, don’t you judge me XD. This was fun though :3 I tried to mix actual thoughts with good old fashioned Tigs-retardedness XD.

[Spiderfly]

Yay Easter! Finally got off my butt this morning to make up my entry.

1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation?

Knowing me I'd probably insist that we go running through the market to find the beast! The fact that I just saw something otherwise believed to be a myth has me kiddy and quite excited. I knew it! I knew they were real!

I reach out to tug at his shirt to drag him back towards the market, but stop when he glares at me. Right, you don't grab people, forgot that. I look around anxiously hoping something will stall him long enough that I can run off to find the rabbit again.


2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?):

Honestly they all have playability for me. I find myself more and more drawn towards the Rabbit Society than the Card. There's just something about the issues involved with Warrens that intrigues me, and fosters good characters. Oppression, being property, having to 'hide' from the 'real world'. However, I have to say at this point with Anubis in my head I'd prefer a Doe or Leveret.

I like the vast range of emotions and reactions Does have. Some are perfectly content, while others strive to be the Queen Bee. Others yet are madly in love with their Jack. It's all about security in the Rabbit world. Having a decent Jack that takes care of you. Whether you get traded from one to the next or not.

Leverets are fun simply because they're there. They're the most unassuming, and probably know a fair bit more about the true state of a Warren then most of the Does. They're integral to a warren for the base labour but often get forgotten unless their Jack finds them attractive. And, as opposed to Jacks and Does, truly need nothing to survive. Or no one, I should say rather. It's odd if you think about it, that they feel like they HAVE to be part of a Warren at all. It's the fear of their Jack hunting them down, or some social code that keeps them there.


3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer? Think about it for a moment as the copper walks you to the nuthouse. Were you to get any of the ranks, what kind of personality might you be interested in playing? Remember to keep these thoughts generalized. Making the personality out to fit one specific Realm (or mix thereof) is not what is being requested here, just what kind of person would interest you for each rank.

Jack: (no thank you!) I begin to think as I walk behind Rodney, chewing at my lip nervously. Was it really a rabbit I saw? It must have been. But in Legend the males were huge bipedal beasts weren't they? Surely it couldn't have been a male (Jack) that I had seen then. (I'm so pleased with Anubis. He just personifies everything 'Jack' in my head currently that I am more than pleased to have just him. Besides, I just can't imagine 2 Jacks in any persons head at a time. It seems dangerous 0o )

Doe: (Even with Leveret for first) Perhaps it had been a female? I tried hard to remember the myths as I continued walking. Something about males, females, and small genderless ones. The males ruling with an iron fist. I tried to imagine the life of a poor little female rabbit. What would make her run to a Card society where she was horribly feared?

She must have been a brave thing. Strong-willed and resilient. Perhaps she had tried to disguise herself to buy some food, or items to please her male. Brave, head-strong, but caring. A lady that was doting on others to please them, but knew how to lay down the law.

Leveret (must be female): (Even with Doe) But what if it had been one of the others? The small, rumoured to be genderless ones? A small quiet rabbit that had been forced out of a home (Warren) perhaps? Or one that was sent on threat of pain of some sort, to venture into the Card world?

What would be worse was if that little rabbit was a quiet subservient type, willing to do whatever was asked. Not exactly happy with her lot in life, but happy enough to do what she was supposed to and get on with her day.

And look, it ended up in the outer bazaar. What if Rodney had seen the Rabbit? Would he have killed it?! I look up in fear at the cop now and stop walking, hoping he doesn't notice. Slowly I back up and dart into an alleyway to try and track down the poor beastie and 'save' it.


4) If you don't enjoy Rabbit society at all (please do tell, you won't be offending me...just WR <3), or don't feel like getting one this time, please detail why and what might be changed so that you could enjoy it. If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3:

All I can say is, Anubis! Though I can see many other realms making wonderful Jacks, for varying reasons. Leon is a wonderful example of a perfect gentleman. The Czar is a also an amazing Jack for other reasons. I don't know much about Dorian. . . but come on. He's Dorian, he rocks. Anubis seems to fill the 'darker' spectrum of Jacks, but he still isn't outside of Rabbit Society norms. Though, compared to WR, he's a pussy-cat. At least I'm assuming lol.

I think a new Jack should definitely be a new realm from the previously existing ones. Perhaps a fine Avington gentleman, though Heike will probably fit that spot someday. Or even a Kahmden or Morgan Jack. Both would be brilliant Jacks. Kahmden's would probably toe Rabbit law to the tee, never stepping out of place. Morgans would strive to make their Warrens the very best. I think, there's room for all realms to make someone's 'perfect' Jack.


5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?:

Oh man. Totally those cheapo wax chocolate eggs in multi-coloured tin foil. Every year Grandpa would hide those around his basement and me and 2 of my cousins got to go on egg hunts. I remember the one year. . we found one from the year before XD it was horrible. Grandpa started counting how many he put out each year after that to make sure we'd find them all. His favourite places to hide them included.

On top of the fireplace, behind his royal crown bottles XD, inside his stuffed fishes mouth, and on the floor in the middle of the room. So all three of us would dart for that one first and collide. Ahhh.... fun times.

[Ferabird]

1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation?
Hmmmm.... Well, I suppose Rodney is not the most exceptional guard I've ever laid eyes on, so.... hmm. I may have to comment on his lovely mane and just how he happened to inherit it. If he had a ladyfriend he (or she) would obviously be taking care of himself, so clearly he's available! Or... they're both nasty D: AND THEN I SHALL SHOVE HIM INTO A CONVENIENTLY-PLACED ROTTEN FRUIT CART AND RUN LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL. No, I really don't know where that came from, but it felt so very right. In all honesty I'd probably end up in the nice little overnight cell making my sadface.

2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?):
I think that my favorite rank would have to be Does, but only because I can sympathize so very keenly with them. I was actually very deeply into the bdsm scene (think what you like) for a long time intellectually, and does and leverets most closely resemble my preferred role. That said, I've actually become very very knowledgeable on all the roles to that particular lifestyle, and advised couples in the past both sub and dom. So yeah.... the whole Warren life really hits a note I understand. Does first- and then Jacks and Leverets are on the same level when it comes to willingness to play.

3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer? Think about it for a moment as the copper walks you to the nuthouse. Were you to get any of the ranks, what kind of personality might you be interested in playing?

Jack: In a Jack I would actually really like to play something stricter... more heavy-handed. This isn't to say that an cruelty would be unfounded, but punishments would be harsh. By the same token, his rewards would be the sort to leave someone deliriously happy so that his Warren would strive to please him.

Doe: As a doe I would want something devoted, and happy. Regardless of the Jack and his chosen ruling style, there is no reason that a Doe couldn't become content. After all, their lot is their lot and there's no sense in being upset by it. I imagine my perfect doe would not strive to be the 'top' of her Jack's harem, but rather would strive to be the most doting and loving and compliant so that she earned her attention and the Jack's good favor.

Leveret: In a leveret... I think I'd like this time something reserved to her role for all that she may not be particularly 'happy'. Perhaps a personal attendant to the Jack or one of his Does. It'd amuse me to have something that occassionally got objects hurled at her when she fell short or her keeper was in a 'mood'. By the same turn, it'd be amusing to find her the one that really saw her keeper for what he or she was outside the public eye. After all, a leveret is no threat and may know more about a warren than any other in it!

4) If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3: Tuuuuuulgey! From what I understand they have a bit of a dark streak, which to me makes for a perfect Jack. And... this answer is way too short. SO! To explain more deeply- Tulgey cards are already a bit exotic and rare from what I understand, which would certainly suit a Jack just fine! And if nothing else isn't the White Rabbit himself a Tulgey? I imagine that the heavily biased culture would do well in good in such a strange and unsettling place, particularly when it's denizens are the sort to stick to their own business. I can only imagine the fun a Tulgey Jack might find in observing any other Jacks that might be so misfortunate as to wander into the wood... nevermind that the rumor of the White Rabbit would hit literally close to home and keep them firmly in line. Mmm.... Tulgey.

5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?: It's when you're a little kid digging technicolor jellybeans out of the crazy plastic grass in your easter basket after the easter bunny's come.

[Kari Muffin]

1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation? (Be as utterly ridiculous as you like here, I just want to know what you all would do. This question has no word count...it can be as short as you like. Your copper friend is named "Rodney"):

Well, first I would try to convince him with my diamond charm that no respected Esterberry mix would be willing to compromise their state of mind with something as awful as drugs. After all, an Esterberry anything would never be dumb enough to use something that could compromise their integrity and more importantly mental status! How can you keep up your grades if you're a drug addict! And if he didn't believe me after that I would kiss up... which I would probably get sick of rather quickly. So I would probably kick him in the shins and run as fast as I possibly could.

2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?):

I enjoy Leverets and Jacks equally, really. Leverets have the most potential for "true freedom" even if they have to fit into society's constraints or face death. Be hide closed doors they can be assholes to everyone they so choose. They don't have to play politics and they have a chance, if they so choose to "move up" in society. I also enjoy the fact that they're talking property that their owners could care less about. Well, they do care, because that talking property could make a very pretty sex toy--but beyond that they're pretty useless.

I enjoy Jacks because of their power and the fact that they have to shove themselves in a particular mold or run the risk of being murdered. It's a struggle and balance of power, if they're too harsh... they're screwed.... if they aren't they are just as screwed. It makes for a comical little song and dance, which is probably why all Jacks really hate each other deep down inside.

Does... I don't know what it is about Does but I can't seem to wrap my head around them. They're wonderful, but I suppose I just can't play "submissive" women. I'm sure any Doe could be a fireball, but I can't imagine many of them "taking charge" so to speak. Well, Does who run around wooing all they can would definitely fit outside the stereotype.... but in it at the same time. A doe to me is just as confusing as "the thing-being (thingness) of the thing."


3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer? Think about it for a moment as the copper walks you to the nuthouse. Were you to get any of the ranks, what kind of personality might you be interested in playing? Remember to keep these thoughts generalized. Making the personality out to fit one specific Realm (or mix thereof) is not what is being requested here, just what kind of person would interest you for each rank.


Jack: I would be looking to play a Nazi. Someone who follows all the rules and does not bend them for anyone. He would allow his Does and Leverets the bare minimum of what society dictates as "acceptable freedoms." I imagine playing someone who despise change and suggestions would be pretty fun.

Doe: If I was presented a Doe, I would hope for an elitist bitch who thinks she is the best thing in the world, when she clearly just plays on the razors edge. A catty sort of Doe who makes the other Does absolutely hate her, but when her Jack is around she would be rainbows and sunshine.

Leveret (must be female): I would look for someone who enjoyed their life as a leveret and never wanted to change, but unfortunately they would be constantly persuade and hate every moment of being "wooed" by Jacks. I would... love to play someone who would like to be a walking, talking, piece of furniture.

4) If you don't enjoy Rabbit society at all (please do tell, you won't be offending me...just WR <3), or don't feel like getting one this time, please detail why and what might be changed so that you could enjoy it. If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3:

I would not be horribly heartbroken if I didn't get a rabbit. I do love their society and all of their fun morals, rules and sexism. But onward to the second part of the question because I want to answer it anyway damnit.

Avington would be my perfect Jack. I mean what's better than someone who is pretty, and to top it off paranoid as all hell that someone is going to find out their deepest darkest secret? I love Avington as a region in general, but I imagine that a Jack would only feel more pressure to keep their secret away from anyone and everyone with the added pressure of keeping up the facade of being normal and follow all of the rules. For whatever reason I think that would be fun to play.

5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! *ahems* But seriously, I have loved and been obsessed with Peeps from the time I was a little girl. Every year, even if I have to claw someone to death, I get a box of Peeps. Peeps. Peeps. Peeps. They are my everything, they make me happy when I'm sad. Froze. Stale. Fresh out of the package. I love them to no end. You all think I'm crazy now, don't you?

[Lucca]

Yay Rabbits and the possibility of getting one!

1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation?: I would start expounding upon intelligent theories of philosophy, to try and convince him I'm perfectly sober and in posession of my own faculties. Of course, he probably knows not a word of what I'm saying and thinks I'm even more off my rocker now...so then, I would attempt to fight him. I mean, he's a scrawny Eight of Clubs rat! I can take him! ...and I have probably just convinced the Guard I am an insane, dangerous little thing and gotten an even worse sentance.

2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?): I have to say I really like Does. I think it's because they have the delicate balance of having some power, with being able to have a magical ability and ordering all the Leverets around, but yet at the same time they may as well be powerless as far as their Jacks are concerned. They have some control over their present, but none at all over their future, if that makes sense. I also would be fine playing a Leveret, I think they can have a very interesting mix of personalities and views on life, and yet they're still viewed as an 'androgynous mass' by most of the Jacks and Does. A Jack...I would not really want to play a Jack, because they have a lot of responsibility and need to be in control. I dunno, I guess I could do it, but playing a leader-type character would certainly push my limits.

3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer?

Jack: While I would not prefer one, if I were to play a Jack...I think I'd like one who was considered a bit eccentric, by those who put it nicely. He's feared not because he's unfair or treats the members of his Warren badly, but because he just seems to have some weird tendancies and weirder moodswings. Sometimes he adores all his Does, buys them more gifts than they could ever need, and treats his Leverets with an almost fatherly sort of affection (VERY odd). Other times he goes into fits where he wants to trade off his entire Warren and get a new one, or just up and dissapears for days at a time. Aha, I like the crazy ones. XD

Doe: I think I'd like a Doe who was eager to please her Jack...but wants to also be his companion, not as an equal but just...someone he enjoys spending downtime with. Possibly someone he confides in and trusts. And if her Jack didn't show her this sort of attention, she'd get lonely and depressed. Also she has a big heart, and so has a habit of taking in and 'mothering' stray Leverets, a habit that might annoy her Jack (and the Leverets, some of whom didn't WANT to be part of a Warren.)

Leveret (must be female): I think it'd be fun to play a Leveret that was extremely paranoid. XD Who just thought every single person she ever meets has some sort of ulterior motive. The Jacks want her to be a Doe, or they want to kill her and hang her pelt on their wall, or something equally as unpleasant. And while some of her worries may have grounds in the truth, most are just rediculous. She also thinks the rest of the Leverets are all conspired against her, and agree to give her the hardest tasks possible just so she screws up and gets killed (really, she'd just not that great at a lot of normal tasks, due to her high level of distraction). She also thinks the White Rabbit, whom she is terrified of, is looking for her, personally.

4) If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3: I think a Corvistownian Jack would be pretty cool. Because he'd run his Warren, but at the same time he'd have experiments he wanted to run, and all the Leverets would probably be deathly afraid they'd be the next test subject! If he was especially insane, he may even test on his Does...or his own children when he had some. Also Corvistownians are just cool, and their patterning can be very pretty depending on the colors. And I know there's The March Hare but he...definitely doesn't quite count. Though he is a very interesting character and I'd like to read more threads with him.

5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?: Well, when I was younger, I used to set up a whole 'food chain' or 'society' among my Easter candy, with the Jelly Beans at the bottom and the giant chocolate bunny at the top, and everything else in between. I was an odd child. XD Really though, I love all kinds of Easter candy. Mmm chocolate and marshmallow peeps and jelly beans...<3

[Vyn]

1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation? (Be as utterly ridiculous as you like here, I just want to know what you all would do. This question has no word count...it can be as short as you like. Your copper friend is named "Rodney"):
Vyn, being Vyn, would have a great deal of trouble talking to 'our friend' to begin with. In classic social anxiety mode, she would be sickeningly sweet and naive, in hopes of receiving pity and being left alone once her rabbit was found missing... But this would ultimately fail because she's still voice-tremblingly nervous because she's talking to a weirdo stranger whose giving her weird looks still. So, of course, he still thinks she's on checkmate. Which she's not, because he would know if she were tweaking on something like that. Distraction is the only option! Scream really loud, and point and babble about our Rabbit friend again and, when Mr. 8 o'Clubs is going 'wtf' at a trashcan again, run... run like the little people-phobic Spade she is! Rabbits are real, demmit, NO NUTHOUSES FOR VYN!!!


2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?):
Honestly, I love Jacks. They're suave, charming, and forced to play the gentleman's game whether or not they want to. Ultimately they're as quirky and full of weird as every other rabbit/card/etc... they just have no choice but to hide it properly regardless. It puts a lot of pressure on their big, fluff, egobeastly butts~ Leverets would be my second favorite, they're given a sense of freedom that others in the rabbit society don't have while still being forced into this mold of androgynous property. Again, I love all spectrums of the bunny life from content with their lot to on the run and seeking eternal freedom (and potentially failing quite hard), or even aspiring for something greater -- Jack or Doe, it doesn't matter. Does, while I still have an interest in them, are probably my least favorite simply out of the potential trouble I can envision with Vyn playing a submissive female role... Of course, I find the all-giving, ever-pleasing role to quite fascinating. XD


3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer? Think about it for a moment as the copper walks you to the nuthouse. Were you to get any of the ranks, what kind of personality might you be interested in playing?
Jack: Mm, Jacks. I'd love a sadistic bastard, someone a little off-kilter that everyone's afraid of but no one really speaks out against. For the most part he'd be pleasant and easy-going, very much a gentleman and not one to raise his voice... but his punishments are often extreme, or just plain weird. He'd play a lot of mind games, specifically with his Does, and be certain that they were always on their toes. A good Doe is a Doe that is scrambling to be her best, and it really does make for a happy Jack.

Doe: I'd be very interested in playing a devoted Doe. A lovely little lady with a bit of an obsessive personality. She'd want to be the perfect example of an accomplished woman -- speak multiple languages, play instruments, dance, sing, walk with all the finest airs, everything -- and to, of course, be the most perfect Doe for her Jack at all times. She'd never speak a word of disobedience, and heaven-forbid he didn't like an aspect of her personality, then she would change it for him. On the outside its all perfection, but inside there's more than just a simple touch of insanity and she would have the very highest expectations of everything. I'd pity the Leveret that got caught in her wrath on a bad day.

Leveret (must be female): For a Lev, I'd like a girl that was just a little quirky. She just sort of skates under the radar, just pretty enough to keep herself out of getting into serious trouble, but weird enough that she always seems to be in some sort of trouble anyway. I could see her having a fancy for other females, maybe even Does... or perhaps she just has an unsettling fetish for voyeurism (what better way to get in trouble than to get caught watching Your Jack with his Does?). Whatever the case, she remains a contented piece of property -- hard working, subservient, and quiet. Happy to be a leveret despite all her oddities.


4) If you don't enjoy Rabbit society at all (please do tell, you won't be offending me...just WR <3), or don't feel like getting one this time, please detail why and what might be changed so that you could enjoy it. If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3:
While I love bunnies, I wouldn't at all mind if I didn't get one this time around. Whatever prize I get will certainly be wonderful ^_^!

As for what region I think would make the perfect Jack... There are so many wonderful quirks you can apply to a Jack depending on region. My perfect Jack, as I explained in the ultimate card contest, would be a Morganberry/Hisstor mix... Love of family but constantly dissatisfied and unable to feel the bond to said family, always striving for the best and just a delightful amount of quirky strangeness. I think it would just be deliciously deviously charming with so much room to screw him, and his warren, up. I would also have to say my personal intrigue for Tulgey Jacks. Having to live in the shadow of WR, having all the delightful Tulgey Weirdness and the general isolation compacted with the hatred for outsiders would potentially create so many interesting situations. I would also have to imagine that Tulgey Rabbits would have to be a bit closer than most Rabbits, especially if they're the sort to refuse outside help.


5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?:
Chocolate Eggs, of course. Because that's the meaning of Easter, isn't it? It's spring and we're all randy and eggs are for fertility and reproduction. [makes diagrams for everyone] X3

PEEPS, however, are possibly my favorite candy-fied meaning of Easter. >_> I have even gone so far as to keep them as pets (when I can find the single packaged peeps~). So! While I don't particularly enjoy eating them, they're my little buddies! As for the most delicious candy-fied meaning, I'm going to have to say the CHOCOLATE BUNNIES! Especially the white chocolate ones. Mmmm omnomnom...

[Dark]

1. The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation?

Dark would probably not have spoken to the nice police officer to begin with, considering that rabbits are, after all, mythical and who in their right mind would actually believe she saw said mythical creature, even if she most assuredly did? If, however, Dark was so frazzled that this small fact did not occur to her and she did, in fact, talk to the nice police officer who decided to so kindly drag her away… Dark would use the opportunity to practice her mad self-defense skillz and stomp, kick, and then break his face before scampering away to safety. >D

2. Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?)

Dark likes them all fairly equally, keeping in mind the restrictions of a cast society; they all have their place. Jacks are fun, of course, for their genial exterior and oozing egotism—and, seriously, what could be better than a warren full of pretty ladies at your beck-and-call? Does are a little harder for me to appreciate, but that’s the feminist in me—the other part that likes reading harlequins just giggles a lot, and wants to make the most out of being a sex slave. xD; Leverets are probably the happiest balance—they might be considered property, but they have the most freedom, and they also have the potential of getting into all kinds of mischief as they side-step their mercurial “betters.”

3. Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer? Think about it for a moment as the copper walks you to the nuthouse. Were you to get any of the ranks, what kind of personality might you be interested in playing? Remember to keep these thoughts generalized. Making the personality out to fit one specific Realm (or mix thereof) is not what is being requested here, just what kind of person would interest you for each rank.

Jack: Second choice. A fairly genial fellow, who is strict but kind enough to those who follow the rules (like those teachers I’m sure you’ve all had a some point; you either love them, or you hate them, and it’s usually dependent on how you’re doing in class. xD) He might be a bit of a cynic, but he plays the roll he was cast regardless.

Doe: Third choice. This could go either way; she could either be someone who truly loved her Jack and was determined to make the best of her situation, or she could be a sly little vixen who uses her wily ways (very sneaky-careful like) to influence her Jack and raise herself above the other Does.

Leveret (must be female): First choice. Determined to keep her head down and remain unnoticed; she knows the price of the gilded cage if she were to become a Doe. (Though she might become one eventually, anyway, because, you know, Dark ish evul. Wahahaa.) Has a good head on her shoulders, and works hard.

4. If you don't enjoy Rabbit society at all (please do tell, you won't be offending me...just WR <3), or don't feel like getting one this time, please detail why and what might be changed so that you could enjoy it. If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3

Dark is neutral about Rabbit society; there are a lot of restrictions, but it’s those restrictions that make the society what it is, so—Dark does not know. Perhaps she should try her hand at it? X3 As far as the perfect Jack is concerned… smexy is good. xD Hisstor Wastes or Solandria Glacier or perhaps the Raemblen Bog, I would have to say, mostly because those are some of the sexiest realms on the board, in my humble opinion. And, you know, the sexy is the most important thing where the men in our lives are concerned, right? >D

5. When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?

Peeps, OMGFTW! Gotta love sugar, coated in more sugar. Oh yeah. (And egg-shaped reeses too; I swear they taste better than normal ones.)

[Travesty]

1) The cop's dragging me down the unfamiliar street towards the station, my shoes clicking off the cobblestones all the way. The sound jars my brain into action and right before the cop takes another step I drill my heel into his foot as hard as I can. He probably isn’t shy about vocalizing his pain, but in all honestly I don’t bother sticking around to hear it. He might be stronger - an eight to my four - but as a cheetah and I’m definitely faster, and in an instant I'm threading my way through the alleyways, all the while trying to convince myself all I had seen was a really ugly dog.

2) I love Jacks and Does most of all, but not by much. A Jack’s personality is so paramount to how the Warren is run, and the fact that he holds all the power is really appealing. xD Leverets are great because there are so many options for them, and their experiences shape the Jacks and Does they become and it’s so cool that they can venture out into Card society. As for does...there's so some much that can be done with Does and I think it’s hilarious the influence they can wield over their Jack.

3) Jack – (Love!) I think it’d be great to play an elegant and superficial Jack with a distant personality. Someone who tolerates his Does out of necessity and whose attachments are so weak he'd trade even his favorites. As a Leveret he fought some...homosexual tendencies that haven’t totally faded away.

Doe – (Also love!) If I were to get a Doe I’d want a pretty, immature thing that toes the line between amusing and insolent. Someone who always needs to be #1 in her Jack’s heart…but isn’t limited to love one person. Kind of a whore, I guess, but one that knows her worth. A tease. xD

Leveret – The Leveret I'd be interested in is one who is deathly afraid of becoming a Doe, but longs for children and idealistic love, two things that she can't get being a Leveret.

4) I adore the rabbits and their society. xD As for the perfect realm for a Jack, I’ve got to say Esterberry. They just have such an eloquence about them, and they’re so damn smart! A Jack from that Realm would be charming but cold, which is really what I'm after.

5) You know those chocolate eggs with the cream in the center? LOVE THOSE!

^^; It's a little more than 400 words, I'm sorry. ._.

[Kiki]

1) The Cop dragging you in is only an Eight of Clubs...what do you do in the above situation?

I would poke him in the chest and say "Rodney? Lookit Rodney, I know what I saw and it's not a real good idea to insult me how you are." If he persists, i would probably resort to some kind of violence as i'm probably in some kind of drunken state to be rambling as I am.


2) Which do you like more: Jacks, Does, or Leverets? Why and what do you like about their place in the Warren? What do you think about the other ranks? What makes them less playable for you? (Or are they all equal?):

I love Does. Period. They're subservient and there's always that possibility of being slightly crazy from not getting the um... things they need. heh. And they are held in a higher regard than say a leveret for doing not much more than being pretty, pleasing their Jacks and popping out children. If I HAD to pick a second favorite it would have to be a Jack. They have like the ultimate say in everything and their opinions actually matter in serious
subjects. That's very tempting for teh Kiki because I enjoy playing characters in power also as I stated with Does, there's the craziness from not getting any. My least favorite are Leverets and I think it has to do with the lack of (or the fact that no one cares about) genders. I love my Aislinn BUT that's because she is
constantly looking forward and she actually wants to be a Doe one day.

3) Were you to play a Rabbit, which rank would you prefer? Think about it for a moment as the copper walks you to the nut house. Were you to get any of the ranks, what kind of personality might you be interested in playing?

Doe: I would love to play a Doe who is perhaps a favorite of her Jack. HOWEVER here's the thing: My doe would not be happy with the idea that her beloved father could just sell her off when she's so special. Or at least she THINKS that highly of herself. She would be very indignant at first and would have to be worn down to be subservient to her Jack meaning he would have to be patient but strict with her. She would not due well with a snarky or cruel master. Once she was broken of her attitude, she would be the most loyal doe that a Jack could have.

Leveret (must be female): For a Lev, I would have to have a bisexual lev that not only loves on her Jack but loves on the other levs as well regardless the sex.


4) If this question doesn't apply to you, tell me what Realm you think would make the perfect Jack and why. <3:

As for what region I think would make the perfect Jack... I would love to see a lowlands Jack. Just think of it... he most likely looks HIDEOUS but the does have to love and obey him despite his outward appearance or else he could kill them. That makes for a good read right there. OR. I could see a Corvie Jack that loves to do experiments and does so on his does. THAT would be interesting because they could either run away and most likely die from like starvation or get caught and killed OR they would turn into some kind of genetic freak!

5) When enjoying Easter candy, what is (in your opinion) the true candy-fied meaning of Easter?:
Dude. ok. I LOVE Chocolate and Peanut Butter when they're together so having Peanut Butter eggs is like the best thing in the world to me.