Post by Bee on Mar 15, 2011 0:59:35 GMT -5
I figured I'd successfully lulled the lot of you into a false sense of security by not posting art in forever, but you should have known you hadn't seen the last of me. SURPRISE! CRAPPY ART TIME! Ahahahahaha! I apologize in advance for the sizing. I fucked around in Photo for ages but it decided that no matter what I did, my pictures would be one of two sizes: EFFING HUGE and extremely tiny.
So Bee was a complete assclown and did not actually complete anything in time for the contest (coloring is hard, yo; I put off doing it for weeks) but I thought I'd throw out what I finally managed to finish.
First! Simcha and her papa, from their thread, discussing philosophy!
Next, my ill-conceived comic-ish idea, because I...noticed a trend with my characters...
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!
SO YOU'RE ONE OF BEE'S CHARACTERS IN THE SOD TICKET CONTEST. DO YOU
A) SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
B) SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
C) SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
IF YOU ANSWERED A, B, OR C, PROCEED TO NEXT QUESTION...
Now for random little things.
Ananta! BUT HOW DID SHE GET ON THE SWORD?
Dev and Ananta! Ananta is very literal-minded and has extremely little use for psychology. She'd hate Freud.
Inspired by Hypberbole and Half's extremely hilarious Simple Dog. ....Aaaaand my first thought was that, while very intellectually smart, Thalia's moment-to-moment thinking process is probably a lot like that. XD;;
Now for two old things and two new things that never made it up here.
Amaterasu, running! It would look majestic if I were capable of capturing that feeling.
Milena + Beast = BFF. Look, she even knocks people unconscious with bricks so Beastiekins can absorb them easier!
Bee remembered that beauty used to have long-term consequences, which reminded me of make-up, which reminded me that Bailee was not immune to arsenic. Lo.
And then Bee felt bad about sentencing one of Kari's characters to death via arsenic poisoning (which should only happen to little children locked in attics by selfish mothers), so to make up for she drew...molestation! I missed that joketrain ages ago, but hey, badtouch never goes out of style, right? If you haven't watched the Lonely Island's "Creep" video, DO IT NOW.
WHEN YOU SEE A LITTLE GIRL AND WANNA GIVE IT A WHIRL, DO THE CREEP! AAAAAHHH! DO THE CREEP!
...I will leave now.
So Bee was a complete assclown and did not actually complete anything in time for the contest (coloring is hard, yo; I put off doing it for weeks) but I thought I'd throw out what I finally managed to finish.
First! Simcha and her papa, from their thread, discussing philosophy!
Next, my ill-conceived comic-ish idea, because I...noticed a trend with my characters...
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!
SO YOU'RE ONE OF BEE'S CHARACTERS IN THE SOD TICKET CONTEST. DO YOU
A) SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
B) SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
C) SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
IF YOU ANSWERED A, B, OR C, PROCEED TO NEXT QUESTION...
Now for random little things.
Ananta! BUT HOW DID SHE GET ON THE SWORD?
Dev and Ananta! Ananta is very literal-minded and has extremely little use for psychology. She'd hate Freud.
Inspired by Hypberbole and Half's extremely hilarious Simple Dog. ....Aaaaand my first thought was that, while very intellectually smart, Thalia's moment-to-moment thinking process is probably a lot like that. XD;;
Now for two old things and two new things that never made it up here.
Amaterasu, running! It would look majestic if I were capable of capturing that feeling.
Milena + Beast = BFF. Look, she even knocks people unconscious with bricks so Beastiekins can absorb them easier!
Bee remembered that beauty used to have long-term consequences, which reminded me of make-up, which reminded me that Bailee was not immune to arsenic. Lo.
And then Bee felt bad about sentencing one of Kari's characters to death via arsenic poisoning (which should only happen to little children locked in attics by selfish mothers), so to make up for she drew...molestation! I missed that joketrain ages ago, but hey, badtouch never goes out of style, right? If you haven't watched the Lonely Island's "Creep" video, DO IT NOW.
WHEN YOU SEE A LITTLE GIRL AND WANNA GIVE IT A WHIRL, DO THE CREEP! AAAAAHHH! DO THE CREEP!
...I will leave now.