Post by Nako on Apr 27, 2011 19:31:44 GMT -5
I'm going to throw this bitch into a tornado.
My mother in law is an idiot. A complete goddamn idiot.
Oh hi. Pat. This fish smells fishy. Fresh fish isn't supposed to smell fishy.
Pat: WAT U MEEN DIS IS HOW FISH SMELL IT IS FINE. *YELLING AND ANGER*
Me: Um. No.
Pat: WEL FINE U DON HAVE 2 EET IT BUT I AM AND I DON"T CARE IT'S FINE IT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE THAT.
ME: *TWITCH RAGE*
She cooks the fish and it proceeds to stink up the house with fishy ammonia smelling STINK.
Pat: I DON CARE I DON CARE LALALALALALALALALA I NOT LISTENING 2 U. *pulls fish out and brutally rapes its stink flesh with a fork making a complete mess and obliterating the usefulness of the fish in any shape or form* SEE SEE SEE IT FINE IT FINE.
*slams fork down, sits down and plays solitaire* FOOD DONE.
Me: .....
*wonders why she's not eating. Assumes it's her baser mental function telling her she's not hungry in a desperate attempt to save her from her own stupid.*
Me: *sprays febreze*
Pat: U NOT IN DERE THROWING MY FISH AWAY ARE YOU.
Me: .... no. I'm spraying febreze because the smell of this fish is making me gag.
Pat: *has changed the channel to movies, and a loud roar outside overtakes the sound of the movie it's so loud*
Me: *mutes the movie, making Pat pissed* Wait.... are we able to get the weather alerts on this channel?
Pat: No. *seems confused as to why this is an issue*
Me: We've got 90% likelihood of tornado weather in this area and you're changing it to a channel where we won't be told imminent death is approaching? All because you didn't like the show that was on? Good job, Pat. Really.
Pat: D:<
Me: Hand me the remote.
Pat: *IGNORE IGNORE*
Me: *gets up and snatches the remote from next to her and sits down*
I'm gonna throw this bitch into a tornado. So help me. I actually feel -pain- in my chest I'm so mad. And the house stinks of bad fish she refuses to throw out. I'm gonna punch her. GODDAMNIT UUUASDHFDKSJFHDSJFKHDSFjksHF,
Pat: *begins to try to tell me where all her family is in Alabama as the weather channel tells where all the weather is hitting*
Me: *IGNORE IGNORE*
My mother in law is an idiot. A complete goddamn idiot.
Oh hi. Pat. This fish smells fishy. Fresh fish isn't supposed to smell fishy.
Pat: WAT U MEEN DIS IS HOW FISH SMELL IT IS FINE. *YELLING AND ANGER*
Me: Um. No.
Pat: WEL FINE U DON HAVE 2 EET IT BUT I AM AND I DON"T CARE IT'S FINE IT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE THAT.
ME: *TWITCH RAGE*
She cooks the fish and it proceeds to stink up the house with fishy ammonia smelling STINK.
Pat: I DON CARE I DON CARE LALALALALALALALALA I NOT LISTENING 2 U. *pulls fish out and brutally rapes its stink flesh with a fork making a complete mess and obliterating the usefulness of the fish in any shape or form* SEE SEE SEE IT FINE IT FINE.
*slams fork down, sits down and plays solitaire* FOOD DONE.
Me: .....
*wonders why she's not eating. Assumes it's her baser mental function telling her she's not hungry in a desperate attempt to save her from her own stupid.*Me: *sprays febreze*
Pat: U NOT IN DERE THROWING MY FISH AWAY ARE YOU.
Me: .... no. I'm spraying febreze because the smell of this fish is making me gag.
Pat: *has changed the channel to movies, and a loud roar outside overtakes the sound of the movie it's so loud*
Me: *mutes the movie, making Pat pissed* Wait.... are we able to get the weather alerts on this channel?
Pat: No. *seems confused as to why this is an issue*
Me: We've got 90% likelihood of tornado weather in this area and you're changing it to a channel where we won't be told imminent death is approaching? All because you didn't like the show that was on? Good job, Pat. Really.
Pat: D:<
Me: Hand me the remote.
Pat: *IGNORE IGNORE*
Me: *gets up and snatches the remote from next to her and sits down*
I'm gonna throw this bitch into a tornado. So help me. I actually feel -pain- in my chest I'm so mad. And the house stinks of bad fish she refuses to throw out. I'm gonna punch her. GODDAMNIT UUUASDHFDKSJFHDSJFKHDSFjksHF,
Pat: *begins to try to tell me where all her family is in Alabama as the weather channel tells where all the weather is hitting*
Me: *IGNORE IGNORE*
