Post by Bee on Jul 14, 2011 22:29:41 GMT -5
There was a lot of art that did not get posted with the first spam, plus more that I have drawn in the meantime, so I decided to just back up this one-ton and deliver a mulchy spread of unnecessary doodles all over you. That itch you feel is totally normal.
This is how Milena gauges a person's worth.
Eulalie's response to Coralie's thrilling tale of strange men and their enticing sweets. Because combined, Coralie and Eulalie's stupidity will PIERCE THE HEAVENS.
I draw Helena basically as an excuse to invent hats I think. She is like a very slutty leprechaun.
Thalia is having a bad hair day.
Mnem from an angle. HA HA HA what are poses, what is perspective.
Thalia's winter gear is pretty much what she always wears plus her scarf. Good thing her clothes have +10 FROST RESISTANCE.
When Bee watches too much Nostalgia Chick, this results. Consider yourselves lucky it did not end in David Bowie's crotch.
Oksana and Nadezhda and Bee's failed attempt to combine them into one flowing image.
NOW WE ENTER the Homestuck portion of tonight's festivities!!!!!!!! First off, STUPID SPRITES AND EQUALLY STUPID BLURBS. But on the other hand Xenon and I learned that we have incredibly similar fangirl tendencies. I will never be alone with you to flail at, Xenon, never.
Your name is MNEMOSYNE EUMELEIA and you are an ALCOHOLIC. Once you were a proud MISTRESS OF QUIET AND UNDETECTABLE DEATH but you have set aside your life of being accessory to MANY MURDERS so that you have more time to swim in your giant pools of ILL-BEGOTTEN MONEY. Some say that you are a stone-cold bitch, a destroyer of children’s dreams and ALL-AROUND TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING, and THEY ARE RIGHT. It is suspected that the secret to your remarkable youth is VIRGIN BLOOD and the TEARS OF A MILLION WEEPING ORPHANS, but it is actually merely TREMENDOUS SPITE.
You are an ERSTWHILE PARTY-GIRL and the only thing lower than your inhibitions is your SELF-ESTEEM. But that is all behind you because YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER NOW and she is more important than ALL THE PENIS IN THE WORLD. You actually HAVE ANOTHER DAUGHTER but you do not know about her because the mother was struck down by a GREAT AND TERRIBLE EMO. You still love to DRINK and SHAKE THAT THANG but attracting attention of the sexual variety will now be slightly more difficult in light of your TERRIBLE DISFIGUREMENT. But that is OKAY because remember: DAUGHTER.
You were once an EXTREMELY DOTTY CHILD who has grown into an EXTREMELY DOTTY ADULT. You are like the ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION of ATTENTION DEFECIT DISORDER. At least your endless enthusiasm and wide range of interests has allowed you to make great gains FOR SCIENCE because even though SOME MORNINGS YOU FORGET WHAT SHOES ARE you nevertheless are FREAKISHLY INTELLIGENT. You have three children that you love and even REMEMBER SOMETIMES.
You are DEAD. With every passing second you just get DEADER and DEADER like a SPEEDING FREIGHT TRAIN OF BOUNDLESS MORTALITY. See, look at that, just now, you are JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE DEAD than you were A MERE SENTENCE AGO. When alive, you PLAYED PIANO and RAISED A PSEUDO-NIECE and even HAD A FRIEND but all of that is gone now on account of HOW DEAD YOU CONTINUE TO BE. If you were capable of thought anymore, you might MUSE upon how CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT but you are a weasel and it was NOT EVEN YOUR CURIOSITY and HOLY SHIT HOW DEAD ARE YOU.
You are the PRETTIEST PRINCESS. Such is the sweet fey allure of your DELICATE FAERIE PHYSIQUE that several goddesses have RENT THEMSELVES TO SHREDS in COVETOUS RAGE but of course you don’t know that because you DON’T KNOW A LOT OF THINGS ACTUALLY. You are sweet-natured but PERHAPS A LITTLE DIM. Your interests are so ladylike you are nearly a PARODY OF STEREOTYPICAL FEMININITY. Among your deepest loves are DOLLS, FASHION, BABIES and HANDSOME BUT STOIC MEN. You exceed in ALL OF THESE AREAS so KUDOS TO YOU, BEAUTIFUL LADY. The world is your RIVETING BUT TASTEFUL BODICE-RIPPER.
You have spent most of your life DOWNTRODDEN and see no reason to stop now, even though you are in fact FABULOUSLY HAPPY. You are a MELANCHOLY DOORMAT who loves baking and DERIVES A FRANKLY DISTURBING LEVEL OF JOY from OBEYING THE EVERY COMMAND of a SUITABLY DOMINANT FEMALE. One woman in particular has taken this up FULL TIME and you ADORE HER. You spend a lot of time avoiding your family but that is okay because they are FUCKING CRAZY. You hope one day to have a family of your own but it looks like you will be ADOPTING because OOPS the love of your life is your NIECE. How TYPICALLY EMBARRASSING FOR YOU.
In less verbose fangirling, here is Thalia cosplaying as Feferi; it just seemed so natural and right.
For Xenon, a shitty Karkat, the shittiest Karkat of all the ever drawn Karkats.
Also for Xenon, an Aimili! As a casual-dress human. At least partially drawn so I could assuage my lust for neutral tones and my dreadful affair with my new parchment marker.
ANANTA THINGS!
Sleeping Ananta, which I mostly liked until I realized after inking how stiff and crappy her arm looked.
From the backstory fic THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BE DONE, a very special time in Ananta's life. Fortunately, the first level of her chosen talent tree gives her some cool advantages.
Ananta and Strife!
This could easily have been in the MSPA section. Whimsy took me. Thus this.
And finally, a giant-ass comic all about how a couple deals with disagreements. Jin is an asshole who has aaaaaall the babies, all of them. Hadyn has one simple yet effective strategy.
AND THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS. Until Spam Episode III: Return of the Spam comes out, anyway, I hear it's going to be a 3-D adventure.
This is how Milena gauges a person's worth.
Eulalie's response to Coralie's thrilling tale of strange men and their enticing sweets. Because combined, Coralie and Eulalie's stupidity will PIERCE THE HEAVENS.
I draw Helena basically as an excuse to invent hats I think. She is like a very slutty leprechaun.
Thalia is having a bad hair day.
Mnem from an angle. HA HA HA what are poses, what is perspective.
Thalia's winter gear is pretty much what she always wears plus her scarf. Good thing her clothes have +10 FROST RESISTANCE.
When Bee watches too much Nostalgia Chick, this results. Consider yourselves lucky it did not end in David Bowie's crotch.
Oksana and Nadezhda and Bee's failed attempt to combine them into one flowing image.
NOW WE ENTER the Homestuck portion of tonight's festivities!!!!!!!! First off, STUPID SPRITES AND EQUALLY STUPID BLURBS. But on the other hand Xenon and I learned that we have incredibly similar fangirl tendencies. I will never be alone with you to flail at, Xenon, never.
Your name is MNEMOSYNE EUMELEIA and you are an ALCOHOLIC. Once you were a proud MISTRESS OF QUIET AND UNDETECTABLE DEATH but you have set aside your life of being accessory to MANY MURDERS so that you have more time to swim in your giant pools of ILL-BEGOTTEN MONEY. Some say that you are a stone-cold bitch, a destroyer of children’s dreams and ALL-AROUND TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING, and THEY ARE RIGHT. It is suspected that the secret to your remarkable youth is VIRGIN BLOOD and the TEARS OF A MILLION WEEPING ORPHANS, but it is actually merely TREMENDOUS SPITE.
You are an ERSTWHILE PARTY-GIRL and the only thing lower than your inhibitions is your SELF-ESTEEM. But that is all behind you because YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER NOW and she is more important than ALL THE PENIS IN THE WORLD. You actually HAVE ANOTHER DAUGHTER but you do not know about her because the mother was struck down by a GREAT AND TERRIBLE EMO. You still love to DRINK and SHAKE THAT THANG but attracting attention of the sexual variety will now be slightly more difficult in light of your TERRIBLE DISFIGUREMENT. But that is OKAY because remember: DAUGHTER.
You were once an EXTREMELY DOTTY CHILD who has grown into an EXTREMELY DOTTY ADULT. You are like the ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION of ATTENTION DEFECIT DISORDER. At least your endless enthusiasm and wide range of interests has allowed you to make great gains FOR SCIENCE because even though SOME MORNINGS YOU FORGET WHAT SHOES ARE you nevertheless are FREAKISHLY INTELLIGENT. You have three children that you love and even REMEMBER SOMETIMES.
You are DEAD. With every passing second you just get DEADER and DEADER like a SPEEDING FREIGHT TRAIN OF BOUNDLESS MORTALITY. See, look at that, just now, you are JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE DEAD than you were A MERE SENTENCE AGO. When alive, you PLAYED PIANO and RAISED A PSEUDO-NIECE and even HAD A FRIEND but all of that is gone now on account of HOW DEAD YOU CONTINUE TO BE. If you were capable of thought anymore, you might MUSE upon how CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT but you are a weasel and it was NOT EVEN YOUR CURIOSITY and HOLY SHIT HOW DEAD ARE YOU.
You are the PRETTIEST PRINCESS. Such is the sweet fey allure of your DELICATE FAERIE PHYSIQUE that several goddesses have RENT THEMSELVES TO SHREDS in COVETOUS RAGE but of course you don’t know that because you DON’T KNOW A LOT OF THINGS ACTUALLY. You are sweet-natured but PERHAPS A LITTLE DIM. Your interests are so ladylike you are nearly a PARODY OF STEREOTYPICAL FEMININITY. Among your deepest loves are DOLLS, FASHION, BABIES and HANDSOME BUT STOIC MEN. You exceed in ALL OF THESE AREAS so KUDOS TO YOU, BEAUTIFUL LADY. The world is your RIVETING BUT TASTEFUL BODICE-RIPPER.
You have spent most of your life DOWNTRODDEN and see no reason to stop now, even though you are in fact FABULOUSLY HAPPY. You are a MELANCHOLY DOORMAT who loves baking and DERIVES A FRANKLY DISTURBING LEVEL OF JOY from OBEYING THE EVERY COMMAND of a SUITABLY DOMINANT FEMALE. One woman in particular has taken this up FULL TIME and you ADORE HER. You spend a lot of time avoiding your family but that is okay because they are FUCKING CRAZY. You hope one day to have a family of your own but it looks like you will be ADOPTING because OOPS the love of your life is your NIECE. How TYPICALLY EMBARRASSING FOR YOU.
In less verbose fangirling, here is Thalia cosplaying as Feferi; it just seemed so natural and right.
For Xenon, a shitty Karkat, the shittiest Karkat of all the ever drawn Karkats.
Also for Xenon, an Aimili! As a casual-dress human. At least partially drawn so I could assuage my lust for neutral tones and my dreadful affair with my new parchment marker.
ANANTA THINGS!
Sleeping Ananta, which I mostly liked until I realized after inking how stiff and crappy her arm looked.
From the backstory fic THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BE DONE, a very special time in Ananta's life. Fortunately, the first level of her chosen talent tree gives her some cool advantages.
Ananta and Strife!
This could easily have been in the MSPA section. Whimsy took me. Thus this.
And finally, a giant-ass comic all about how a couple deals with disagreements. Jin is an asshole who has aaaaaall the babies, all of them. Hadyn has one simple yet effective strategy.
AND THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS. Until Spam Episode III: Return of the Spam comes out, anyway, I hear it's going to be a 3-D adventure.
